The alliterate actress was seemingly unconcerned about her impending court case. She still thinks she hasn't done anything wrong and was telling others in her group that law enforcement should spend time on things that matter.
"So there I was, vapid and pretty, looking at my husband and trying not to think of his cheeks as testicles, wondering what on earth I could do to get my shit-for-brains daughters into a school I could talk about at cocktail parties."
Say what you will about basic sun sign astrology, but two of our fave alliterates (Loughlin and Markle) certainly make the case for prideful Leo egos gone awry
Loughlin's transaction, as I recall, was 20 times larger than Huffman's. I do believe there was more than college tuition and tax evasion involved with Laughlin. I don't believe that selling T- shirts in Target, and making little Hallmark Channel films, got them a 38M spread in Malibu and an 8M retreat in Salem... and that's just the houses. Not buying it.
Sadly - the amount of the transgression doesn't determine how much a sentence LL might serve. I wish it did. She is facing a higher number of charges, though - so there's hope she'll still get a harsh punishment.
Is it possible that LL is acting like this to raise her public profile? Before, anyone who didn't watch Full House had no idea who TF she was. Now she's in the news all the time. She's probably not going to catch any significant jail time, and she'll be all set up for her reality show when she gets out. We know at least one of the daughters is a ham for the camera. I'm not saying she wanted to get caught, but maybe she's turning lemons into lemonade.
Martha Stewart got what like a year of six months in prison? Lori will get a prison counselor before she goes in and they will tell her what all will happen. Maybe she can learn to knit, crochet, or do some other type of fabric project and make money off it when she's released. Quilting! That's it! Be like Martha.
Lori, the food will be so awful that you will be able to mainain your weight. Good things!
Lori Loughlim
ReplyDeleteLoughlin*
DeleteLori Laughlin and I agree, she should plead guilty so law enforcement can focus on something else
ReplyDeleteCan't wait to read her tell-all.
ReplyDelete"So there I was, vapid and pretty, looking at my husband and trying not to think of his cheeks as testicles, wondering what on earth I could do to get my shit-for-brains daughters into a school I could talk about at cocktail parties."
This is like a reverse greek tragedy. Instead of the kids fucking the mom, the mom fucks the kids.
ReplyDeleteThe entitlement is strong in that one.
ReplyDeletePissoff- +1
ReplyDeleteSay what you will about basic sun sign astrology, but two of our fave alliterates (Loughlin and Markle) certainly make the case for prideful Leo egos gone awry
ReplyDeleteLoughlin's transaction, as I recall, was 20 times larger than Huffman's. I do believe there was more than college tuition and tax evasion involved with Laughlin.
I don't believe that selling
T- shirts in Target, and making little Hallmark Channel films, got them a 38M spread in Malibu and an 8M retreat in Salem... and that's just the houses.
Not buying it.
*Aspen
ReplyDeleteSadly - the amount of the transgression doesn't determine how much a sentence LL might serve. I wish it did. She is facing a higher number of charges, though - so there's hope she'll still get a harsh punishment.
ReplyDelete@Gen, "Sounds about white" awesome 😅
ReplyDeletehttps://voices.swarthmore.edu/content-1/2019/2/19/sounds-about-white-time-to-talk-about-ariana-grande
Is it possible that LL is acting like this to raise her public profile? Before, anyone who didn't watch Full House had no idea who TF she was. Now she's in the news all the time. She's probably not going to catch any significant jail time, and she'll be all set up for her reality show when she gets out. We know at least one of the daughters is a ham for the camera. I'm not saying she wanted to get caught, but maybe she's turning lemons into lemonade.
ReplyDeleteTired of seeing smug LL, send her to the slammer already.
ReplyDeleteYawn.
ReplyDeleteShe's not entirely wrong.
ReplyDeleteI hope she gets huge fine and a LOT of jail time. What a witch. No wonder her daughters are so obnoxious, the apple don’t fall far from the tree.
ReplyDelete#skincolourobsessedmuch
ReplyDelete"law enforcement should spend time on things that matter." We know what you're saying Lori, like on poor people ;)
ReplyDeleteMartha Stewart got what like a year of six months in prison? Lori will get a prison counselor before she goes in and they will tell her what all will happen. Maybe she can learn to knit, crochet, or do some other type of fabric project and make money off it when she's released. Quilting! That's it! Be like Martha.
ReplyDeleteLori, the food will be so awful that you will be able to mainain your weight. Good things!