So, let me get this straight. This alliterate celebrity offspring of permanent A listers who doesn't treat women well is dating someone who has made a career of looking exactly like a parent of the offspring. That doesn't sound creepy.
I bet he gets her to shout: "Who's your mummy!" As she's cowgirling the shit out of him. I bet he gets her to pout a lot and point at indiscriminate objects in the diatance while wearing a PVC catsuit. She is so much like his mum that she even hums on his balls out of tune.
Brooklyn Beckham?
ReplyDeletelol this isnt a blind
ReplyDeletehttps://pagesix.com/2019/10/19/brooklyn-beckham-dating-model-lookalike-of-mom-victoria/
But he's a brilliant photographer!
ReplyDeleteWe see this all the time with daddy issues, guess he has mommy issues.
ReplyDeleteCan't say that I blame him.
ReplyDeleteIf he used to "date" CGM is it possible he isn't in to women at all?
ReplyDeletemommy issues level 100
ReplyDeleteDating someone that looks like Mother... NOPE.NOPE.NOPE!
ReplyDeleteIncest much?
ReplyDeleteI bet he gets her to shout:
ReplyDelete"Who's your mummy!"
As she's cowgirling the shit out of him.
I bet he gets her to pout a lot and point at indiscriminate objects in the diatance while wearing a PVC catsuit.
She is so much like his mum that she even hums on his balls out of tune.
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Delete"Would you like to come home and meet my m-m-mmmmother?"
ReplyDeleteOedipus Complex?
ReplyDeleteI wish I was British
ReplyDelete@Dark Star, Well you may be in luck depending on your nationality, can you pass as a refugee?
ReplyDeleteAnyone in a dinghy seems to be welcome at the moment.
DeleteI suppose it's slightly better than the Eurostar train.
The comments are gold today.
ReplyDeleteSaying she's a look alike is quite a stretch. Same hair and skin color but that's it. She's way prettier.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a combo of Jessica Biel and Lake Bell. Not like Mom.
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