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This closeted "it" actor has seen all the latest rumors about his boyfriend so made a point to have paps present and tabloids ready to write about how much he is into his "girlfriend," - the celebrity offspring of an A list mostly movie actor.
Timothee Chalamet
ReplyDeleteChalemet/Lily Rose Depo
ReplyDeleteDepp
DeleteI get such second hand embarrassment when I see them together.
ReplyDeleteI can get why this would be beneficial for him, but what is in it for her? She's equally recognizable, has a career, has known parents, so she's similar or greater in terms of tabloid-y attention. Doesn't this just prevent her from finding a potentially worthwhile relationship of her own?
ReplyDeleteTC must be a member of the Merv Griffin School (now headed by Ryan Seacrest) of the gay mafia that teaches you never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, come out as gay or bi. Take it to your grave and die a billionaire like Merv did.
ReplyDelete@Vita, Pretty sure at this point she wants to be known as something else besides "Depp's daughter."
ReplyDeleteDidn't she come out as a lesbian years ago? I swear I've read that...
ReplyDelete@Jennifer, Here you go, she said she was on the spectrum or something, so I guess supposedly some kind of bi, wink wink.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/lily-rose-depp-clarifies-comments-about-her-sexuality-a6853151.html
Yup totally fluid apparently, wink wink
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Who picks these beards? Amateurs.
I fear the new Dune movie is going to be an utter clusterfuck.
ReplyDeleteAt least the old one was an entertaining flawed classic (at least if you can wipe the memory of a ginger Sting clad only in winged Speedos from your mind - I haven't managed it yet).
The new one has a fey lead who can't even come clean about where he likes to Muad D'ip his wick.
And his love interest looks like a sulky twelve year old boy.
I will say for a generation full of depression and anxiety, etc and believe in therapy like a religion. Homosexuality and Gender Dysphoira were considered mental disorders not that long ago. They also keep updating to sell more books and be in with the Tims.
ReplyDeleteKarate also often updates its time held beliefs...oh wait.
( ANd, disclaimer- LOL - I am by no means telling people in therapy not to go to therapy, etc).
Gen-z, that's probably the stupidest comment I've ever seen here lol
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, Timmo, you're not fooling ANYONE. It's actually a bad idea for him to do the beard thing. The LGBTQIUTXC++ community would be all over him if he came out after that creepy peado film.
@Flashy Vic, Yeah they went full twink on the new Paul Atreides. So naive back in the day. Before CDAN I never would have looked at an actor in a movie and wondered whose d!ck he had to suck to get the role.
ReplyDeleteFFS! Whose bright idea was it to remake Dune?!
ReplyDeletepoor kid cudi
ReplyDeletePretty sure I read Dune and was confused by the movie. Except for those worm things. Those were still cool.
ReplyDeleteFlashy Vic, Sting in his underwear was the best part of that movie! I wonder if there's a Director's Cut somewhere that's 4 hours long. That movie was chopped badly. At least if you read the book before you'd understand. People walked out in the theatre I was in.
ReplyDeleteBut Sting like that? Worth it.