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The PR team of the alliterate former actress turned royal have double their previous budget and you can tell. Their goal is to have three stories per day in the ten biggest English speaking tabloids. They are definitely meeting their targets. Goodness the kneepadding is over the top.
Markle
ReplyDeleteFat Markle
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ReplyDeleteThey’re doing a shitty job. There’s such a thing as overkill, and not only have they reached that point, they’ve surpassed it.
ReplyDeleteI live in the NY tri-state area, and I saw a little news coverage of the trip to Africa - not once did I see them mention Markle and her whereabouts / activities, just about Harry, and how he loves Africa like his mom, etc etc.
ReplyDeleteI found that to be pretty funny.... how dare they not mention the actual star of the relationship!
She should demand a refund, the British people have well and truly had a gutful.
ReplyDeleteYou don't say..
ReplyDeleteYes Rosie we do say. We the British taxpayers have had enough of her and her ginger lapdog. You love her so much, you have her.
Deletehaha to be fair.... you also have a story about MM, ENTY.
ReplyDeleteOh fat Markle! Why not celebrate with a slice of cake! Or the whole thing? Let Meghantoinette eat cake!
ReplyDeleteAnd it’s glaringly apparent
ReplyDeleteIs her personal hairdresser budget doubling too? Or will she have to make do with just bringing one along on her planet-saving vacations?
ReplyDeleteI think they should double the number of Land Rovers they send across continents to haul her fat pimply ass around.
Or "How to Make Everyone Who Didn't Care Quickly Come to Despise Markle"
ReplyDeleteMonkeyweather-- Amen! I came to say essentially the same thing! Do even the diehards want to read that much about her?
ReplyDeleteeveryone hates them now. I mean, pretty much everyone who has ever met her hated her, but people loved Harry. Now he's hated too. These two are dumb & dumber. 2 idiots who have found one another, stomping their feet screaming 'why don't they like us, make them like us!' like petulant toddlers.
ReplyDeleteShe should have just opened a mundane-slogans-on-bananas stand, that's where her true talents lie
One of the funniest commentaries I've read about Markle is the latest from Rod Liddle in the Spectator. It is freaking hilarious.
ReplyDelete"Markle is a nightmare. At the time of her engagement to Prince Harry — hitherto a genial if somewhat dim young man who occasionally enjoyed Nazi dress-up for parties..."
https://spectator.us/please-america-take-meghan-markle-back/
Rod Liddle is a national treasure and an unsung quiet hero. He's what every journalist should be, and none are nowadays: honest, eloquent, outspoken and fearless. He does not bow down to pc-ness, nor does he patronise his readers with speaking down to them. He's a legend.
ReplyDeleteShe and Harry do amazing charity work. The hate is racism pure and simple.
ReplyDeleteNah.
DeleteNope. Consider doing a deeper dive on those two than what mainstream media is feeding you. Leave sheeplehood behind.
DeleteIt says something about Markle, that even Sunshine Sachs can't make her look any better
ReplyDeleteI want to take a vacation and do something to help stop global warming at the same time. However, no one is volunteering a private jet for me to take, and no auto company is offering to send a fleet of gas-guzzler vehicles along with me on my trip, and when I get my hair cut I just go to a shop instead of needing the stylist to live on premises.
ReplyDeleteSo I'm stuck. I can't take the sort of environmentally-conscious trip Meghan Markle takes.
STFU about the racism. Seriously. It will NEVER fly for anyone who listens to MM shit.
ReplyDeleteIt is NOT racism.
Money grubbiness and hypocrisy comes in races and sizes.
Maybe she should insult her sister and brother in law some more by refusing to have 3 kids due to global warming all the the while taking 4 private jet planes in a week.
Fuck off with the racism bullshit.
CBGB - how dare you use the r card. It's been played OUT! just because MeAgain is biracial, she should be exempt from critism? Or is it that biracial means you are perfect? Please explain because using racism as an excuse for Fatty Markles behaviour is a weak one. Her behaviour and that of her dumb as a brick husband, is downright disgusting! Even this blind if you want to believe it, if they are so wonderful why do they have to ramp up PR? Shouldn't their merits be enough? Oh right, because THEY HAVE NO Merits!
ReplyDeleteI don’t hate Fatty, I just despise her for her simpering, smirking, pretentious, condescending, grasping, grubbing, narcissistic treatment of the British people. She is truly an ugly American. Now, CBGB, please clue me into what race I must hate. Being tri-racial, that will be quite the trick.
ReplyDeleteCBGB It's obvious everyone dislikes the character of her white side :/ ...cause ethnicity determines personality not individual choice. Thank goodness eugenics has made a comeback!
ReplyDeleteAnd what amazing charity work? Writing on a banana? Designing a wardrobe that looked cheap and frumpy just like her? Making African women sit on the floor in their best clothes? Sitting crossed leg disrespectfully exposing her twat? My Ghanaian neighbor was gob-smacked by that. I’ll let her know she is racist and she will ask me if I have been drinking. I have not. I think it is the other way around. Her audiences are most charitable for being able to sit through her bombastic, self-serving verbal diarrhea she spews along with her handbag holder.
ReplyDelete"...snipped...Thank goodness eugenics has made a comeback!" end partial quote @gauloise
ReplyDeleteSince 4th term abortion did not fly we can try Baby Eating as the new shock and awe.
Just to condition the peasants to accept the trendy Adrenochrome as exciting and civilized.
Harry's the one who wore a nazi uniform to a natives and colonials party
ReplyDelete@346NYC Holy shit that article is hilarious.
ReplyDelete“Meghan, in attempting to be the bastard offspring of Rosa Parks and Bono, is alienating the commoners,”
Meghan's skin colour is the least offensive thing about her. Everybody judges her by the content of her character, which is absolutely detestable.
ReplyDeleteHave y'all seen the articles about QE2 having MM back, loving her etc... Just 🤥 that make me 🤮
ReplyDeleteShe had a great welcome to the royal family didn't she?
ReplyDeletePrincess Michael of Cunt wearing a piccaninny brooch.
The Royal Family have made every outsider feel like shit and I like that she's standing her ground
I'd go as far as to say that I admire her spunk.
@not a libtard 👏👏your comments on MM are gold!! 🏆
ReplyDelete"She should have just opened a mundane-slogans-on-bananas stand, that's where her true talents lie"
Oh boo hoo, crazy relatives don't like her. I hope the castles and clothing allowances and servants and free money and front-row tickets to whatever stupid thing she wants to go to at least make up for some teeny-tiny part of that.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it racist to wear a piece of jewellery depicting a black person? But not to wear, say, a cameo? Genuine question.
ReplyDeleteThat broach was of one of the three wise men. The event was a Christmas one. So whiteface the magi so it is PC?
DeleteMeghan haters are pathological.
ReplyDeleteThat's right! People with healthy personalities realize the way to save the planet is to take multiple private-jet trips every week, bringing along a hairdresser and having some cars shipped ahead to be ready for you.
ReplyDeleteThinking that sounds like a terrible planet-saving plan... that's a real psychosis.
Fanny Farkle is like a bad party guest turned lodger-who-won't-leave
ReplyDeleteI cannot relate. When I travel, it's usually in my beat up but lovable little Hyundai. No custom Range Rovers shipped across the Meditterean.
ReplyDeleteStop praising their charity work -- IT'S THEIR ONLY FUCKING JOB.
ReplyDeleteAnd for Smirkles there is no work. It is only photo op after photo op.
Delete@ Unknown, it wasn't a piccaninny brooch. It was a Nadi Moretti. Nadi the maker is a Venetian jeweler, the brooch depicts The Moor of Venice (Shakespeare). The first one was made for his faience during WWII as a Venitian love token. They also make Moretti jewels with very elaborate turbans and jewelled garments which depict Balthasar ...one of the three wise men . The brooch she wore was a Balthazar Moretti.
ReplyDeleteDo I think Pss Michael wore it as a slight to Meghan , absolutely she is a terrible racist, German/Austrian heritage. Everyone dislikes her, she numbered the late Pss Margaret and Diana amongst her enemies. But racism has nothing to do with the Moretti brooch as such.
One day coming soon in a blind on this site Markle will be described as the former yachter, former alliterate actress, former royal, former Real Housewife, former talk show guest, current yachter who's cut her prices, etc.
ReplyDeleteI watched her sex tape over at Celeb Jihad and I can tell you it is 1000% her.
ReplyDeleteUnless the quality of "deep fake" videos has expanded to include a youth filter, even Will Smith's new movie with that younger CGI doppelganger (looks hella creepy) didn't look this "realistic" because yeah, it's real.
They bang in at least five positions, professional lighting and yes, the video goes FULL banana. Oh and she plays to the camera. For the record she looks quite good.
Didn't see any salad tossing.
That is definitely Meghan Markle. She must have been pursuing a side career in porn because that was completely produced. What’s going to happen now?
DeleteLet her pay for thirty stories a day.
ReplyDeleteShe is choosing a trial by fire. At some point she will have to produce results and not excuses. She has the honest choice of having a real platform, if she has a real product. PR games to mimic organic support will work, but only get her so far.
She has fought for the opportunity to be a public figure. Okay, here you are. What good thing are you going to do with it now?
So far, all she has done, is broadcast that she is a feminist who cannot fight for herself, a humanitarian that has no lasting results, and a helpless international victim of racism.
Not the image I would have chosen for myself, but to each, their own.
@not a libtard “Make them like us! Make them like us!” Love it. Good one.
I am sick to death of Markle. I used to defend her because I thought that everyone hated her because she was 'not of Harry's class'. Now I know that everyone hates her because she HAS no class at all! Imho, she is both very insecure and a pretentious social climber.......a lethal combination. She met Harry and blew his mind, then waged a campaign to marry into the Royal Family. Harry clearly is not very bright and none of his classy girlfriends stuck long for long after he was in the 'marriage zone'. Did he think that this gold digger was his last chance? Who knows! Very sad for Great Britain and particularly for Harry and his family. I look back at the photos of William, Kate and Harry (before MM) and see such love and joy in their faces. Harry just looks angry and unhappy and petulant now......I can't blame him but it was his choice.
ReplyDeleteOh cmon. The fat stuff is ridiculous. She’s hardly fat.
ReplyDeleteThere’s plenty of qualities you can use when taking the piss, fat is...lazy but also not the case.
Her clothes are fucking awful and her stylist pal needs to stop with the gak and focus on her job of putting wearable clothes together.
The Brits are too smart for their planted stories. She's loathsome and they know it.
ReplyDeleteWhy aren't there more stories about Prince Andrew? Who the Queen deliberately BACKS TO THE HILT, driving with him sitting next to her on the way to Church?
ReplyDeleteWhy, because it's too close to QEII and HER, and the existence of the monarchy. She does nothing but enable her rotten son Andrew, she peddled Brexit behind the scenes, when she was supposed to be "apolitical", NO, she's the apex of the corrupt right wing Tory establishment that Apartheid was based on. She quickly gave Boris Johnson his shut down of Parliament, which was ruled illegal.
TOO CLOSE to QEII, so they bang on and on about Markle. Harry is NINTH in line to the throne.
The Queen didn't have a thing to do with the Sussex Foundation that mirrors the Clinton Foundation in shady financial dealings. It's a means to pad their bank account not actually do charity work. It's not even registered as a charity. Her stupid stans still can't understand there is very little charity in their work. I hope MM spends some money on new hair extensions. That last set she wore looked worse than horses tails.
ReplyDeleteFirst of all it’s pickaninny,
ReplyDeleteand Princess Michael is a bloody cow.
I would dislike Meg just as much white, black or both.
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ReplyDelete@unknown......the word is spelt correctly, it can also be spelt pickaninny, picanniny or pickinniny, all acceptable spellings, meanning a small black child. Neither pickaninny nor small black child fit the description of the brooch.
ReplyDeleteMy comment on the brooch was more about the message it was trying to send to the newcomer than the brooch design itself.
ReplyDeletePrincess Michael and her husband are, like a lot of our Royal Family, out and out racists and it was, at the very least, a tactless mistake.
But in my opinion it was to tell Meghan to know her place.
Maybe this could explain her feistiness.
I wouldn't take the stories coming out of Buckingham Palace as the truth as they are usually planted by jealous royals who leak them to the press via 'friends'.
Princess Michael is a witch, it’s quite well known that she is much like Markle herself.
ReplyDeleteIt’s all over now, for the Megatron the tape is out there, and I expect her to be retiring from public duties, any minute.
It’s sad, without her egomaniacal behaviors she could have STFU and done some real good on the global stage a la Diana.
She could have even risen above this tape, had she shown humility and assimilated herself.
Instead she burned it all down.
Making a three yr old and her Mother cry at a dress fitting does not a good person make.
To @unknown get out of here with “The future King and Queen of England” are jealous of Markle, go sell that crap over at Celebitchy, because no one here is buying it.
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha Megster, it was probably the BRF who made sure that tape is out there.
ReplyDeleteYou could have had it all, but your own hubris was your undoing.
MM is the least of our worries. Charles best buddy was Saville. Andrews' best buddy was Epstein. Queen and Philip need to explain those missing children in Canada. MM pocketing the money while she can? big deal. Coke and sex? Big deal! Diana knew dark stuff about the royals. MM and RF deserve each other. In the meantime, there is genocide in China and these two clowns don't highlight that. Nor does the Jolies and Clooneys of this world. MM haters are as stupid as Sugars.
ReplyDeleteI do have trouble believing that she travels with a hairdresser. If that's true, she needs a new one because that head of hair looks more like a mop. What's the deal with the super long, heavy, thick messy hair anyhow? Maybe Prince Wrinklesuit likes running his hands through a horses tail, and she figures if she wears one on her head he might stay off the polo field. regardless, those 2 definitely need help in more ways than one. I love this show, best soap opera ever.
ReplyDeleteMeg told PH that she was an important actress in HW, and that she was up for the part of the Bond girl. PH thought he was getting a super star, and he bought everything she said hook, line, and sinker. PH's not too bright, and lacks critical thinking skills.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if it's true, but I keep reading that MM's hair is extensions which makes sense that she travels with hairdressers. Makes sense because her hair, when she is shown in photos when she was young, was not long and straight at all.
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