Where was that venue? Looked beautiful. My friend lives in Charleston (which I love), assumes it was there but never heard of resort. Agree that dress was baaaaaaad
Damn you Pissoff, now that song is stuck in my head:
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Once there was this girl who Yachted and whored all over the known world But when her dad finally got real poor She hooked a dumb punk instead of selling her body She couldn't quite explain it It's like he was always meant to marry a whore
Once there was this kid who Got adopted by an actress and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His clothes had turned from boys' into pretty dresses He said that it was from when His new mom snorted coke so hard Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both the girl and boy were glad 'Cause one guy had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this rapper whose Wife's family were psychopaths and wouldn't let him be bisexual And then they made him to start a church They laundered money and made him lurch all over the church floor He couldn't quite explain it For no reason they'd always just been stars
LOL the person (was it Kendull? or a Kendull friend) that leaked the coke abuse was probably the same girls who said....NO, HAILEY... you so rock that dress! IT LOOKS GREAT on YOU. AKA fake ass bitches. LOL
Closer to Jikton Head than Charleston. Gorgeous area. Really anyplace south of Myrtle Beach and north of Savannah is beautiful in SC. But we dont need more visitors, especially crazy Hollywood types! All full, thank you.
Awww, it’s true love if he met her when she had her original nose and looked just like her father but married her anyway. I’m surprised that he doesn’t have nightmares that he’s waking up next to Stephen Baldwin.
I wonder if they had a flunkie from Hillsong drive the drugs to their location? Surely they didn't depend on the local suppliers. Baldwin is making damn sure everybody knows she and Justin are married.
Hailey Baldwin Bieber
ReplyDeleteHAILEY BIEBS
ReplyDeleteBieber is going to regret this decision.
ReplyDeleteI KNOW ENTY/ ENTERNS would NEVER make up something to just stay relevant with the news. ;P
ReplyDeleteBiebs was smart....less than 200 people and those who showed most likely had to sign a NDA contracts who would not leak.
and looks it too!! two addict's..scary
ReplyDeleteGuess it's bukkake for her at the bachelorette party.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, who does not think this is an amazing quote? LOL.
ReplyDeleteThey're doomed, I tell ya. Doomed!
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of ironic since her wearing white is the biggest joke of all.
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting for a Bieber blind. I'm shocked they made it down the aisle. It's also gross all the attention considering they're already married.
ReplyDeleteAs a Southern gal, I wanted to scream at her for her Rehearsal dress....GAH! Way too short!
ReplyDeleteWhere was that venue? Looked beautiful. My friend lives in Charleston (which I love), assumes it was there but never heard of resort.
DeleteAgree that dress was baaaaaaad
Crash Test dummies
ReplyDeleteDamn you Pissoff, now that song is stuck in my head:
ReplyDeleteMmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this girl who
Yachted and whored all over the known world
But when her dad finally got real poor
She hooked a dumb punk instead of selling her body
She couldn't quite explain it
It's like he was always meant to marry a whore
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Once there was this kid who
ReplyDeleteGot adopted by an actress and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His clothes had turned from boys' into pretty dresses
He said that it was from when
His new mom snorted coke so hard
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
But both the girl and boy were glad
ReplyDelete'Cause one guy had it worse than that
'Cause then there was this rapper whose
Wife's family were psychopaths and wouldn't let him be bisexual
And then they made him to start a church
They laundered money and made him lurch all over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
For no reason they'd always just been stars
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm
Oh oh
Oh oh
Ahh, much better now, Pissoff don't you even start with Stacey's Mom
ReplyDeleteBluffton! It is halfway between Charleston and Savannah. : )
ReplyDeleteSO an hour and a hagfish I'd say. LOVED the Beib's venue ... grr the dress though!
🙏
DeleteOh for shitsake
ReplyDeleteUgh. Sorry phone!
ReplyDeleteAnd, I was wrong...45 minutes north of Savanah, GA and 2 hours south of Charleston.
The resort they got married at : Montage Palmetto Bluff.
If anyone is interested of their location....
@Brayson87
ReplyDelete+999
Sing it baby!
:-)))))
LOL the person (was it Kendull? or a Kendull friend) that leaked the coke abuse was probably the same girls who said....NO, HAILEY... you so rock that dress! IT LOOKS GREAT on YOU. AKA fake ass bitches. LOL
ReplyDeleteAaaaagh, that song! I remember when it was inescapable! But, bravo for the rewrite, Brayson!
ReplyDeleteI have to say, if this is a real quote, pretty clever mischievous bride humor, Hailey!
"Little Jack Horner sitting on the corner
ReplyDeleteWith no shoes and clothes..
This aint funny, but he took his money
And sniffed it up his nose!"
I agree that she probably was lining them up, but I don't think she's smart enough to come up with this joke.
ReplyDelete@Brayson that was excellent!
ReplyDeleteThanks everybody! 🤗
ReplyDeleteJeez, she's only 21 or something.
ReplyDeleteCloser to Jikton Head than Charleston. Gorgeous area. Really anyplace south of Myrtle Beach and north of Savannah is beautiful in SC. But we dont need more visitors, especially crazy Hollywood types! All full, thank you.
ReplyDeleteAll the liberals from NY, NJ and CT are moving down south and bringing their culture and mentality with them. Good luck.
DeleteCan't be true only because she couldn't come up with this line
ReplyDeleteAwww, it’s true love if he met her when she had her original nose and looked just like her father but married her anyway. I’m surprised that he doesn’t have nightmares that he’s waking up next to Stephen Baldwin.
ReplyDeleteI love Charleston! I feel kind of bad for the Biebz
ReplyDeleteA+ props to Brayson just absoloutely slaying it over here.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if they had a flunkie from Hillsong drive the drugs to their location? Surely they didn't depend on the local suppliers. Baldwin is making damn sure everybody knows she and Justin are married.
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