Tuesday, September 24, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 11, 2019

Other than carefully formulated answers that sound like they came from a customer service call center, this foreign born actor had nothing to say about his A+ list singer girlfriend. Literally no original thought whatsoever as the actor hit a red carpet.

Joe Alwyn/Taylor Swift


24 comments:

  1. Whoever picks her beards should be fired.

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  2. Joe knows he's nobody without this bitch so he deals with her and her b.s. He's not too far from being a nobody in any case.

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  3. He probably had nothing to say because he doesn't know her?

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  4. good point Rosie...

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  5. Thank goodness for Lithium treatment.

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  6. I could be her boyfriend, I know as much about her as her current one.

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  7. I know that she shaves her legs daily in the shower and doesnt use soap on her legs! Where do I apply for the "BOYFRIEND" job?

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  8. He was awful in 'The favourite', looked like a plank of wood next to Nicolas Hoult.

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  9. Probably because THEY ARE KEEPING THEIR LIVES PRIVATE! It's no one's business about their relationship. How hard is that for people to get?

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  10. @Sun, Right we'll go with that. Two mannequins standing next to each other usually have more chemistry than those two.

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  11. My bet is that he knows he's too stupid not to say the wrong thing, so he keeps his mouth shut. Not a bad strategy really, it's good for a person to know their limits.

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  12. Can't be that bad. All he has to do is sit there and listen to her talk.

    Actually, must be pretty horrible.

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    1. @J you got that right!! 😂😂😂

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  13. Anonymous12:05 PM

    Is he gay? Without makeup I bet she looks like a tall teenage boy in bed

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  14. @Rosemary: What makes you think they’ve ever been in the same bed together?

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  15. Anonymous3:18 PM

    no surprise here

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  16. She keeps his brain and his tongue in a jar in her backyard along with his balls.

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  17. He’s not allowed to talk about her. Taylor is the boss. He works for her. Their deal is she gets him glorified extra roles and she can pretend he is her muse for albums, and roll him out for pap walks once every three months. He is also paid handsomely to keep his yap shut so he doesn’t poke holes in their fauxmance.

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  18. He doesn't want a song written about him!

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  19. Taylor and Britney's boyfriends should start a club. Cash for Gash.

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  20. Anonymous5:21 PM

    @Cupcake... who is Taylor's real muse?

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  21. taylor is a freaking man

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  22. So, when she's open about her life, you get pissy about it, and when she isn't, you whine some more. Just admit that nothing this woman does will ever please you catty idiots and get it over with.

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