Thursday, September 19, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

September 7, 2019

This life event was made public because this former A- list actress from an acting family is going to debut a new boyfriend.

Zooey Deschanel (and then two days later, she did just that)


8 comments:

  1. If Zooey was a Native American, her name would be She Who Wastes No Time.

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    1. Anonymous10:22 AM

      Remind me to tell you the story of Two Dogs Fucking

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  2. Zooey has the makings of an excellent beard, you want them smart.

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  3. I did not know she was married. Had to google what was the first reveal. IDK why I find the property brothers to be douches.

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  4. Is it the "straight" Property Brother or the "closeted" one?

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  5. @Derp,

    I know the story of "Two Dogs Fucking" That's one of my go-to jokes! (for the last 40 years)

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