Other than carefully formulated answers that sound like they came from a customer service call center, this foreign born actor had nothing to say about his A+ list singer girlfriend. Literally no original thought whatsoever as the actor hit a red carpet.
Taylor Swift/Joe Alwyn
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ReplyDeletetaytay and her closeted faux bf joe alwyn
ReplyDeleteJoe knows who her real muse is
ReplyDeleteWhat, Tay Tay bought herself a boy robot to parade around. He's probably terrified of her.
ReplyDeleteIt's amusing how her dumb clueless fans still think she's is straight. The general public is so clueless/manipulative.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if karlie took her things out of her own room at tay tays mansion
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ReplyDeleteHe's gotten a career out of the deal. He can't complain.
ReplyDeleteIt’s stunning that anyone believes this relationship is actually real.
ReplyDeleteyou'd think as an actor he'd be able to at least act personable
ReplyDeleteDo you think they take turns pegging each other when they're bored?
ReplyDeleteSay something nice about her. Like "I love her because she has no gag reflex".
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ReplyDeletethe only ppl joe alwyn cares about not having a gag reflex are male
She has had 1 bf that was confirmed straight maybe 2. Mayer and the Kennedy kid. the rest are all pretty clearly gay. So either she is gay or asexual or has a guy who she keeps out of the public eye.
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ReplyDelete@longtimereader I don’t know about that...many of her fans have been shipped her and Karlie for many years. And it doesn’t seem like anyone here at CDAN actually knows for sure either way. It’s a gossip site. Not investigative journalism, yes? Not a big TS fan, but I don’t get this place sometimes.
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