Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Blind Item #12

The A list everything in her mind celebrity/actress/singer is making another push at trying to force the hand of this massive organization to make her the centerpiece of their biggest event. A few months ago, she tried and didn't get the response she wanted, so is trying again. Considering the location of the event, she should offer up a partnership with her ex and the other offspring singer who had his biggest hit about the same time as the ex had his biggest hit. That is the only way it is going to happen. You need hits people know and our A lister hasn't had any in two decades.

53 comments:

  1. yes she wants the Super Bowl, she better blow Jay-Z first though

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    1. Rihanna already tried that at the 40 40 club...allegedly

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    1. Is it Miami? Then it’s Diddy for ex and maybe Robin Thicke?

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    2. It has to be Mark Anthony bc the community down here loves him.

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  3. It's the Super Bowl halftime show and Marc Anthony

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  4. Marc Anthony and maybe Ricki Martin?

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  5. Which ex Marc Anthony or Puffy

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  6. Not Ricki, it's enrique iglesias

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  7. She better be practicing her best lip sync performance of "Waiting for Tonight" or "Jenny from the Block." Aren't those her only 2 songs ???

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  8. I need Super Bowl half time bimbos w/ asses smaller than Vince Wilfork's

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  9. I'd rather they bring back Miami Sound Machine if they want anyone who hasn't had a hit in forever. Jay-Z should also consider Uncle Luke and 2 Live Crew too. Tht would be great fun for all of us, they can do Tootsie Roll and She So Horny.

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    1. Hahaha
      This is so much better than Jlo

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  10. She needs to pick a struggle. You are not getting an Oscar and you are not playing the SuperBowl. Focus on securing the bag that is your philandering fiance.

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  11. She needs to sit her no singing ass down somewhere.. She can't sing 🎶

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  12. Cuz Ricky Martin and Marc Antony have so many hits that are newer than two decades ago

    Pop culture is tired

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  13. Did JLo ever date Pitbull? They always used to perform together and had quite a few duets, then he just went away. I think he would be better for the Superbowl than her.

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  14. Heaven's Gate II?

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  15. @J, Either one is horrific:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(religious_group)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heaven%27s_Gate_(film)

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  16. She overpowers every Hustlers interview and gets excited when the interviewer asks her costars "what's it like working with jennifer lopez?"
    She's a narcissist

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  17. This is JLo, Marc Antony, and Enrique Iglesias...because I don't think Ricky martin is an "offspring" is he?

    I used to think Marc Antony was a jackass....now I am not so sure because she is unsufferable.

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    1. Why is J-lo insufferable? Because she's trying to get a great gig? That's sexist. If she were a man it would be said that he's a go-getter.

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    2. HERE HERE JON!
      The women around here think she's insufferable because she's absolutely smoking hot. They only allow us to make disparaging remarks about females like this, not the truly insufferable chubs like Amy shumer and Lena Dunham. Make a remark about them and all a sudden youre a big meanie fat shamer.
      SMFH

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  18. @Mel, That's why I came back with Enrique.

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  19. They should get Will Smith to do the Super Bowl if they really want to attract viewers.

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  20. Remember when there were new artists and bands coming up every year? Now it’s the same tired bullshit of j.lo, Swift, Beyoncé, Perry, Cyrus, yada yada yada.

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  21. @tookie, I fear the collapse of album sales might have caused it. Also iheartmedia/Clear Channel destroyed the radio, now it's mostly waiting room music.

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  22. Why not have a FAMU vs Bethune Cookman band battle instead of using celebrities? They could donate the money they earn for band scholarships instead of giving it to greedy artists. I love band and would rather watch them than some aging rocker.

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  23. @Jon - OMG are you getting paid to write that?
    Fucking accusing me of being sexist because I think JLo is a pretentious, tired, lip syncing, no-talent used to be....who never really was much.

    How is that fucking sexist? Being female does not exempt you from criticism, nor does any color, creed or religion. If you suck - you suck. She sucks....and not in a dick kind of a way....just trash.

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  24. Still hoping Metallica finally play it, since their music's all over the games anyway.

    The last few have been acts that I've both never heard of and have totally sucked. Prince had the last truly great SB performance.

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    1. I don't know his name but he's really small put on a good performance. I pretty much chow down during halftime bc I don't want to miss the commercials.

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  25. Jlo no hits in 2 decades? Really? I think this is someone else although the in her mind is usually Jlo.

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  26. @sandybrook -- god I would luv uncle luke to play the superbowl. are all the members of 2 live crew alive? The censors would have a coronary. Scarred is a good superbowl get hyped kind of song.

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  27. @Sandybrook Bwahahaha !! I’d pay money to see the musical stylings of the two live crew band !! Totally family friendly half time show . Dancers , elephants and clowns it should be the best !!

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  28. @JT Fresh Kid Ice died a couple of years ago. The rest of them are still alive. You might know Uncle Luke was a big supporter of the Miami Hurricanes football team and paid a lot of guys allegedly to play there when they were the best team in college football. Today Uncle Luke is a high school football head coach down by Miami.

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  29. Taco flavored kisses, from South Park.

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  30. Yes, he coaches Miami-Edison H.S.

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  31. Whatever. JLO beats that lame Justin Timberlake by several miles when it comes to performing.

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  32. @Bray, yeah something had to have killed music. My teenage son listens to the same music I grew up on because not much good music out there now, except underground stuff.

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  33. Anonymous10:05 PM

    It could work if they did it as some kind of 90s extravaganza with J-Lo, Diddy, Marc Anthony, Ricky Martin and anybody else they can dig up.
    I can't hate on Lopez. She looks incredible and she's a good performer. She was never really a singer and nobody really expects her to sing.

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  34. I totally forget jlo was a singer.
    I don't think I'm alone...

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  35. Anonymous10:04 AM


    @missdavie
    I don't find her incredible, in any way.
    Her makeup artist said in an interview that it takes a full two hours to make Miss Lopez look this way. Two hours. Even with the eye surgery, injections etc...It still takes two hours.
    And no...she cannot sing. I'm really not sure why her career advanced beyond that dancing job she had on TV in the 1990s.
    She looks like hundreds of other Latinos wandering around Miami.

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  36. I think JLo is a great fit for the super bowl in Miami.
    She's associated with Miami, as are many of her peers, and she has fans that span all ages and races, whether you like to admit it or not.
    She's not a great singer, no, but she's a great performer, and the whole show would not be JLo alone.
    As insufferable as she is, i think this is a good idea.

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  37. Wow I haven’t thought of Uncle Luke since...well since he was popular! Hahaha glad he’s ok and living a normal life.

    I would also like to request Miami Sound Machine as well!

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  38. SuperBowl Contenders:

    Earth Wind & Fire

    Steve Miller Band

    Hall & Oats

    Paul McCartney

    Jackson Browne



    Screw JLo and Justin Timberlame

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  39. Gloria Estefan & Ricky Martin

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  40. I would rather watch the Ohio State Marching Band at halftime.

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