Blind Item #11
Burning Man has turned into a straight up yachting thing. One party, attended by a billionaire and thrown by his friend had nothing but wealthy men and a host of professional and Instagram models who made deals for that night and for the weeks and months to come.
Bezos?
ReplyDeleteCould be Musk or Larry Page as well
DeleteSo much for a capitalism free society in the desert.
ReplyDeleteNailed it
DeleteAlso Fuckerburg has been there in the past.
ReplyDeleteWherever there's sand, you'll find rich people buying a$$ ;)
ReplyDeleteRay Dalio a hedge fund billionaire is the only one I can find there this year. Are you submitting BIs again Hedge?
ReplyDeleteAlso Sergey Brin, one of the founders of Google has been there. Fun fact, his wife founded 23 and me. That couple managed to steal all of the worlds infromation and DNA. The more you know ...
ReplyDeleteMake that Segey Brin's ex wife founded 23 and ME. They divorced in 2015.
ReplyDeleteand the 23 and me woman is the sister of Youtube's CEO, which is owned by Google
ReplyDelete@gauloise Any coincidence lol
ReplyDeleteI hope the billionaires, at least, have adequate privies.
ReplyDelete@Super Comic, What do you think the yachters are there for, it's not just a Dubai thing.
ReplyDelete@Brayson87: Until I started reading CDAN, I had no idea about yachting but even more recently, I heard how disgusting the sanitation at Burning Man is.
ReplyDeleteIf I were a billionaire, I would have better places to be.
@Super, Yeah the sanitation isn't the most disgusting thing there.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Porta%20Potties
Plus Burning Man is a great place to drop acid which is what half of them are there for.
ReplyDelete@MyDog, Anne left Sergey after some very public cheating, so I don’t think she or Susan are on team Sergey. The power couple thing is pretty common around here. Most couples meet in school or when they’re just starting out and grow into their careers together. Sergey & Anne met when he was renting Susan’s garage, which is not uncommon on the peninsula.
ReplyDelete@BayAreaGirl Thanks for the info. It's just weird how many of the tech CEO's spouses are very powerful as well in their own right.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it’s one of recent attendees mentioned here: https://www.fastcompany.com/90378291/tech-billionaires-havent-killed-burning-mans-anti-capitalist-spirit-but-influencers-might
ReplyDeleteGross. The scent and taste of baby wipes and ass. OMG NO AMOUNT OF MONEY would make me go there. These people are degenerate. I know someone who goes every year since the beginning. He's in his late 50 s and is one of those assholes that walks around naked all the time. He lives on this mountain in NoCal and you have to go through a gate to get to the properties at a certain point. You can bet his sleezy stinky ass is there, naked, at the pond every day./ He calls himself a reverend. What he is is a lucky bastard who inherited the property from his wife back in the seventies. He also started mardi gras in oakland, ANYwho that's all I imagine is there given his stories. All these washed up stinking mother fuckers and a bunch of whores that smell of baby wipes. GAG
ReplyDeleteThey actually have new policies to murky the waters so you'll use their products without dear of being the next Golden State killer. There's another site/organization that you REALLY need to worry about getting your DNA. DeepMind was closed for a reason.
ReplyDelete@MyDog, when you consider that they meet at work or school, it’s not surprising. In the real world, not Hollywood, Marriage tends to be more successful if you choose a spouse of similar educational background & career ambitions.
ReplyDeleteMike Meldman. Many 1% attendees stay at this resort for the 1% while there.
ReplyDeletelol... it truly is a new world after #metoo.
ReplyDelete@BayAreaGirl I can see that
ReplyDeleteEric Schmidt maybe.
ReplyDelete+1 on Eric Schmidt
DeleteGives new connotations to Burning Man...There's a Clinic For That!
ReplyDeleteBurning Manhood
ReplyDeleteWell it is mostly men there, makes sense.
ReplyDeleteOooh gross. Hopefully everyone has a clean bill of health or there will be a lot of "burning" men.
ReplyDelete🤮 🤮 🤮
ReplyDeleteAnother venue to avoid like the plague.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I'm not familiar with US law. If '23 & Me' or similar were to cease trading or partner with another company, what would happen to the data agreement terms? Could your data be sold, or possibly transferred to the partner's own terms & conditions? Has this happened before?
ReplyDeleteGetting paid $$$'s for at most two minutes of lousy sex with a small dicked middle aged nerd seems like a bargain.
ReplyDeleteOh god. I hope Burning Man fucking implodes- it’s a haven for rich, white douche-canoes. It’s so far from cool it’s not funny. ☠️
ReplyDeleteAnyone think Megan Markle will be able to yacht at Burning Man five years from now? That would make her 47.
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