Saturday, August 31, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

August 21, 2019

This crazy case from award season got tossed this week because a witness was going to be a studio head who had some inside information that no one wanted released. Phone calls made and voila, case dismissed.

Frances McDormand’s stolen Oscar 

Posted by ent lawyer at 11:00 AM

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7 comments:

  1. John the peon3:24 PM

    Hello, is anyone there? Its so lonely in this blind.

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  2. FraiseTagada3:57 PM

    and probably cuz he's jewish

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  3. Samantha the 1st4:58 PM

    John Lol - I thought about a few responses and nixed them all.

    Well, one punchline was a bit ribald.

    I wouldn't mind knowing if the Oscar was ever found.

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  4. EponymousAnonymoud5:24 PM

    Wait I thought she got it back.

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  5. Samantha the 1st9:17 PM

    I didn't know she lost it!

    *tumbleweeds*

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  6. James Howlett4:06 AM

    I took it and I took Brando's I worked up from hamburgers to cheese burgers now I steal Oscars muahahahahaaaa

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  7. Samantha the 1st12:11 PM

    *compares the comment count to the latest Harkle blind*

    Sorry Frances.

    You're a very talented actor.

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