Blind Item #6
The ex-wife of this alliterate former B list musician/singer who won't ever come close to being higher than third or fourth in the family on the list is going to have to pay a huge monthly bill to his ex. He won't fight because then all of his money secrets will come to light and the feds will be all over him.
Jermaine Jackson?
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ReplyDeleteThis doesn't even make sense, Enty
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ReplyDeleteOne of the marleys
ReplyDeleteI like that the Entern staff learned a new word "alliterative" this year and use it almost on a daily basis now. Because unlike ingenue they usually use it correctly.
ReplyDeleteBut of course whoever wrote this entire BI makes no sense whatsoever, so why bother using alliterative correctly when nothing else is?
ReplyDeleteJermaine Jackson and Halifax Rashid
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ReplyDeleteJackie Jackson?
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ReplyDeleteThis is of course,written wrong,moderating comments is hard!
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ReplyDeleteJust a shot in the dark with the "3rd or 4th"
Whoever deciphered this has genius potential and the JJ answer seems like the one.
ReplyDeleteThis says the ex wife will have to pay. I think you mean the singer will have to pay. There’s a typo.
ReplyDeleteEarn how to use commas! What kind of "lawyer" writes like this?! It's nonsensical.
ReplyDeletedid we not change gender in the middle of a sentence? my head hurts.
ReplyDeleteOk. Grammar Police here, Entern. Alliterate is a verb. Like if I say, “Danny DeVito’s dick dodges diseases,” I would be alliterating (verb). If I wanted to reference the diminutive actor with the disease-free penis, however, I would mention him as the alliterative (adj) actor. I only say this because I enjoy your blinds and want you to succeed here and in whatever else you do. No idea who this is though.
ReplyDeleteGeez, we get entertained for free here, but people wanna nitpick :p
ReplyDeletemoms Jackson is not doing well so the handouts JJ will come to a screeching halt
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