Fans of this rebooted boy band are beginning to notice what I have been telling you for a long time. The relationship between one of the members and his wife is fake. Things really started to fall in place for them this week.
Nick and Priyanka, She did the cringest thing on Instagram the other day by posting a fake image of her cuddling Nick and saying she is with him all the time...
I guess he felt he needed to do it for the publicity. This is going to be a tough one to get out of though. They made such a big deal with the multiple weddings and parties. It would have been easier for the Jonas Brothers to just show their dicks and buttholes. That's all anybody really wants from them.
Nick has political aspirations beyond just music and stardom. If you recall, his first band was named Nick Jonas and the Administration. He wants to be President some day. So being well know, earning a ton of money, having a pretty wife that fits into "diversity" is the key to his long game. Call him Clooney 2.0
OMG the look on his face in this Instagram shot. It's like he's smelled something way worse than a fart. https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rhECjnThP/
I'd love to write the screenplay of the story where they agree to this "fake" relationship, but then after they get married she falls in love with him for real and he plots his escape. Except it's not fiction, and we're watching it unravel in real time.
I didn't get the Priyanka hate, even after the month of weddings. Today I looked at her IG and suddenly I understood. How does she manage to reference being a wife in almost every post? She's accomplished a lot in life, but the smug focus on her personal relationships undermines it all.
@Krissie -- Okay, so it's not my eyes. After I sent my comment I looked at it again and thought, "Is this photoshop?" The lighting of her image is different than the others.
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ReplyDeleteNick Jonas/Priyanka
ReplyDeleteHe just looks so damn miserable all the time, how can you NOT doubt it?
ReplyDeleteNick and Priyanka, She did the cringest thing on Instagram the other day by posting a fake image of her cuddling Nick and saying she is with him all the time...
ReplyDeleteEnty meant the relationship between the NOT ALLITERATE band members
ReplyDeleteI thought the IG photo was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm also loving the alliterate shade this morning
He was the cutest one, why do this to himself?
ReplyDelete@Scarlet, The closet is a cruel mistress.
ReplyDeleteGotta watch out for those brown girls.
ReplyDeleteI’m starting to feel sorry for her because it’s so goddamn desperate.
ReplyDeleteI guess he felt he needed to do it for the publicity. This is going to be a tough one to get out of though. They made such a big deal with the multiple weddings and parties.
ReplyDeleteIt would have been easier for the Jonas Brothers to just show their dicks and buttholes. That's all anybody really wants from them.
@Yo, Priyanka is about as thirsty as they come, and that's saying a lot nowadays.
ReplyDeleteI can’t stand her but I’m also cursed with empathy
Delete@Scarlet
ReplyDeleteHe has aspirations beyond singing, and Hollywood won't let an openly gay man be a leading man except in niche films.
Jonas brother and his sickening wife
ReplyDeleteWho could have guessed that going to India for an arranged marriage would come back to bite him. 🤔
ReplyDeleteDon't think they GAF, the tour sell's out and there are back to A list.
ReplyDeleteAnd!?! show's selling out and albums going platinum. Doubt they GAF.
ReplyDeleteDid NSync reunite yet? I am guessing this is Justin TimberFake and his wife.
ReplyDeleteNick, baby, just come out. I'll be right next to you. Do a whole record about it. Everything will turn out fine. You are way hotter than Sam Smith.
ReplyDeleteNick has political aspirations beyond just music and stardom. If you recall, his first band was named Nick Jonas and the Administration. He wants to be President some day. So being well know, earning a ton of money, having a pretty wife that fits into "diversity" is the key to his long game. Call him Clooney 2.0
ReplyDeleteOMG the look on his face in this Instagram shot. It's like he's smelled something way worse than a fart. https://www.instagram.com/p/B1rhECjnThP/
ReplyDeleteI'd love to write the screenplay of the story where they agree to this "fake" relationship, but then after they get married she falls in love with him for real and he plots his escape. Except it's not fiction, and we're watching it unravel in real time.
@Christina,
ReplyDeleteThe horror on his face is comparable to that of a six-year-old boy who's just been asked for a kiss by his great-aunt, Myrtle, with the hairy wart.
I didn't get the Priyanka hate, even after the month of weddings. Today I looked at her IG and suddenly I understood. How does she manage to reference being a wife in almost every post? She's accomplished a lot in life, but the smug focus on her personal relationships undermines it all.
ReplyDelete@Christina ok how did no one notice4 that that photo is 100% horribly photoshopped
ReplyDelete@Krissie -- Okay, so it's not my eyes. After I sent my comment I looked at it again and thought, "Is this photoshop?" The lighting of her image is different than the others.
ReplyDeleteI thought all Jo-bros were gay. Triple fake marriages!
ReplyDeleteIt makes it all the more obvious since the other 2 wives are always present.
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