Monday, August 05, 2019

Blind Item #10

Every relationship this seemingly permanent reality star who is a celebrity offspring of a permanent celebrity crashes and burns when his significant other realizes it takes a LOT of time and effort to get our reality star to stand to attention so to speak. He then blames the woman every single time.


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  1. *"It was like pushin' fukkin rope, so it was. I ended up having to thumb it in"*

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  2. Sounds an awful lot like all that tiger blood Charlie sheen is packing isnt reaching his dick

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  3. I've always been told women like to take a long time on foreplay to warm up. What gives?

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  4. Brody Jenner read that this morning

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  5. whomever it is, should get a physical. or stop smoking so much pot. that does it too

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  6. Yucky. we sure talk a lot about weiners around here.

    Next, plzzz

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  8. too much alcohol & being desensitized from too much porn & masturbation.

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    1. right @ Jax. and overweight. i know someone like this

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  9. Why doesn't he just use Viagra ?

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  10. This is the same exact general blind you have been using to describe Leo DiCaprio for the last ten years; last year you had Camila Morrone bitching that her wrist and mouth were sore from her efforts.

    Brody is the DiCaprio Jr.

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  11. Or maybe he's not into women?

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  12. So he’s his Father’s son?

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  13. No problem. He better be good with his mouth then

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