Heard from Bani this week to make plans for Emmy weekend when he will be in town. He then proceeded to explain how the influx of Instagram models and even those on LinkedIn have driven down the yachting prices to ridiculously low levels. He cited an example of this alliterate foreign born A- list lingerie model/model who used to be able to get $20K a night because of her fame. Now, the only way she gets even close to $20K is to be with some guy in his 70's. The only way your price has not been affected is if you are a name from television or movies. Being a model just doesn't cut it any longer. He said there is a reality show that started filming a couple of years ago in Spanish, similar to Temptation Island and Love Island, but the sole goal of the producers of the show was to find women who would be willing to yacht and give them exposure on television and the producers take a cut of the yachting fees.
Shanina Shain
ReplyDeleteShaik*
DeleteMiranda kerrs yachting record is safe at 400k a weekend!
DeleteLol. That one is one hell of a trick
Deleteshanina??
ReplyDeleteEmily Ratajkowski
ReplyDeleteShe may be illiterate, but she’s not “alliterate”...
DeleteAnastasia Ambrosino? Rosie you still awake? AND BANI!!!
ReplyDeleteLinkedIn? Tell me more, professional outfits can be more fun than bikinis ;)
ReplyDeleteMissed the alliterate part
ReplyDeleteWait, so I can use my LinkedIn to get yachting customers now? I’d love to see those “skills” endorsements
ReplyDelete@Troy Dyer.
ReplyDelete'BA(Hons) Harvard Business School. Bsc/BEng(Hons)Caius College Cambridge. Fluent in Linux. Eight years working at Boeing HQ as head of development and research. Can suck a pool ball through a faucet. Three years at CERN...'
You forgot 'no gag reflex and as a bonus all orifices available.'
DeleteOr better yet, ' open 24/7 365.
DeleteNo offense but had barely heard of Shanina before now and her looks aren't worth $20K, she's a little extra jawline away from man face.
ReplyDeleteYeah, had to Google her. She'd be just another Walmart cashier in SoCal. Seriously, not a dog but just completely average.
DeleteAre you sure Shanina Shain isn't just someone trying to say Shania Twain after dental surgery?
ReplyDelete😂
DeleteAt 400k she'd better be cleaning the yacht's hull when you're sleeping.
ReplyDeleteSo, yachting is a new word for whoring. Got it.
ReplyDeleteIt's called yachting because they trick in yachts.
DeleteLMAOOOO anybody see farrah abraham on the red carpet for the venice film festival? and all those other models there. its like a red carpet prostitute parade, showing off all the yachters to potential buyers.
ReplyDeletethey invited polanski, might as well invite more trash :)
@flashy
ReplyDelete'cum laude...'
I thought they got paid a lot more that $20,000. Wow!
ReplyDeleteLMAO the laws of supply and demand at work. Way to go Instagram. I wonder what The Count thinks about this, he is the resident expert on the prostitution market.
ReplyDeleteI never tried to hook up w/ a whore via Instagram or Twitter. I had an e-buddy who would. For a Thursday to Sunday he was paying $1500-2500 + transportation, food, drinks and drugs, for No Holes Barred fun w/ Twitter bimbos.
ReplyDeleteIn general, I stay away from Instagram. If a whore wants my attention, she needs to be naked and Insta has a no nudity policy. 100s of 1000s of websites w/ naked broads on there, why would I bother with Instagram?
On LinkedIn: I always LOL when I get a LinkedIn invite from a whore I hooked up with years prior. Happened again the other day. Never allow websites and what not to have access to all yer email contacts.
Using your main email for NSA/Barter/Paid hook ups is so dumb. Goes to show ya why whores need pimps. Only way it is worse, is when their email addy is their full real name.
I used to get so happy when googling the name in a potential whore's email addy and finding arrest report w/ mugshot for a solicitation charge. "Oh shit, that's cool. She knows the deal and the pix she sent me were real!" "Oh, here is her MySpace. That dog is gay, but she was cute in high school. Wonder if she ever does doubles with that friend?"
Jesus, this was hysterical. A+
DeleteSeriously, this was the funniest shit I ever read in my entire goddamn life
Deletenotthisagain: You mean "CUM, Lawdy!!" FIFY
ReplyDeleteI hate when anyone joins/is on LinkedIn, and I've given them a private email addy and suddenly begin to get spam from LinkedIn. I am not even on it. I don't want sites I never even joined to have my email let alone use it to spam me. And when you politely tell them about it, they act insulted. Instant idiot detector when that happens.
ReplyDeleteFFS! in this economic environment, you can get a hot blonde middle American teen for pennies these days. Just get yourself a decent pimp.
ReplyDeletePennies?
ReplyDeleteA blonde teen with a pimp is being trafficked.
Count, you're a funny guy usually but that just makes you sound a bit sad. You need to get married.
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