July 10, 2019
I am hoping for a true Kathleen Turner style tell all. It won't happen though. The singer is not going to talk about how certain people came to live in her home as a teen. She won't talk about her numerous affairs. She won't talk about the drug abuse in the family. It will be boring and basic with a story or two about an ex to make you think that you are getting something, but you really won't.
Jessica Simpson
I am hoping for a true Kathleen Turner style tell all. It won't happen though. The singer is not going to talk about how certain people came to live in her home as a teen. She won't talk about her numerous affairs. She won't talk about the drug abuse in the family. It will be boring and basic with a story or two about an ex to make you think that you are getting something, but you really won't.
Jessica Simpson
But her fans will love it.
ReplyDeleteThis woman claimed to be a virgin when she got married, lol.
ReplyDeleteTitle: Fat And Stupid Is No Way To Go Through Life, But I Do It Anyway
ReplyDeleteShe was a technical virgin, she's admitted to everything else. It's what she stated about cheating on Nick also, it really was cheating because there was no P in V.
ReplyDeleteHer daddy pimped her out to record execs is a rumour that's been around for a long time. He tried doing the same with Ash, but none of them wanted her.
Who came to live with her as a teen?
ReplyDeleteI would shell out some money for some really hot Jessica Simpson sex stories. If she wants to sell this thing, she'll spill.
ReplyDelete@ ClareJanes Ryan Cabrera. He dated Ashley and had a record out under Papa Joe Records. Wonder what he had to do for that....
ReplyDeleteI’m here for the stories about drug use. The idea of a gacked-out Jessica Simpson, eyes bulging and butt sweating, is enough to make me swear off Vitamin P for the rest of my life.
ReplyDeleteWell, she doesn't need the money from a best seller. She's a billionaire.
ReplyDeleteThe Dad is a pip. I can't imagine my father talking about, "those DD's". Disgusting. He looked so creepy when he came out of the closet, dying his hair blonde and hitting on 24 year old guys.
ReplyDeleteThe right interviewer might get her to spill more on promo tour than she does in the book. She likes to appear to be open and kooky, so, if some PR commandant isnt standing right over her shoulder, some good info might drift out.
ReplyDeleteShe gonna admit to pooping on John Mayer's chest?!?
ReplyDeleteYou mean she had someone's pee pee in her poo poo
ReplyDeleteI think I remember something about Wentworth Miller living with the Simpson family. I could be wrong
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