Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

June 24, 2019

This alliterate former actress turned escort begged for weeks to get an invite to a bachelorette party featuring the former reality star turned B+/B list actress. The escort things it would be great for her singing career.

Lindsay Lohan/Katharine McPhee

16 comments:

  1. Somebody needs to tell LiLo that she is way beyond her ho mileage. The only talent she has is surviving f*cked up situations.

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  2. Foster aint about to help anyone he doesn't want to screw.

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    1. For the life
      Of me i still dont get the david foster/mcphee pairing. Ugh. Makes
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  3. THINKS please if you need an editor inquire within.

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  4. So disgusting and ragged.

    And that was already true a decade ago.

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  5. That’s our Blohan. Despite having made it around every block on the planet, she is still just as clueless and deluded as ever.

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  6. Crack whore ass is the worst. 20something chicks w/ asses that look like they should be in depends, hanging around a bingo hall.

    Her last pay day will be producing a Netflix series about being a high dollar coke whore. One season of yacht stories, one of Dubai/Middle East, and one of Eastern Europe. The splooge, the beatings, the meltdowns, the trying to rob tricks, the mom and sister picking up leftovers, the vile acts. Would be compelling entertainment.

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  7. The stars featured on crackwhoreconfessions.com are in better shape.

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    1. The sex on there is revolting 90% of the time, but i love watching clips of the crackwhore stories.

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  9. Yeah, the stories are wild. Like dead body parts in freezers and shit.

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  10. And the theme song is funny as hell.

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  11. My mental image of this is too good!

    "Excuse me, Mr Foster, I know you just got married, but I was wondering if you could hold off on cutting the cake until you listen to my demo tape for a second? Katherine, it'll just take a minute, you look great by the way, oh! and Mr Foster be sure to listen all the way through the bridge...."

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  13. Anonymous10:23 PM

    @Mischief Girl
    At least Lindsay knows how to get up, brush yourself off, and try something different.

    I like Lindsay, always have. I have a heart for all former child actors.

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  14. Blohan had a 50 year old looking flat ass when in her 20's.

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