Blind Items Revealed #2
June 23, 2019
A lame excuse, but something that will save her grief down the road for this celebrity offspring/wannabe model who is married and wanted to start her own cosmetics line. She wouldn't have sold enough.
Hailey Baldwin/trademark application rejected
A lame excuse, but something that will save her grief down the road for this celebrity offspring/wannabe model who is married and wanted to start her own cosmetics line. She wouldn't have sold enough.
Hailey Baldwin/trademark application rejected
I don't get it--why would anyone spend the same $ on some skank's makeup line when for the same cash they can get MAC or NARS or even Dior or Chanel? Are people that stupid?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this skank makeup is cheap, but if so you're still better off with L'OREAL if we're talking drugstore level prices
@E, it's more about name than quality. The rich Jenner looks so completely fake and her "almond scrub" thing has aestheticians and dermatologists shuddering (you do not want to use that product 2-3x/week, it will cause microscopic tears in your skin that will make your post-45 years a boon to the companies that specialize in super expensive "anti-aging" creams) - but her stuff sells because of her name. L'Oreal? That's your meemaw's brand, you know you want super exclusive $90 face cream sold not by a dermatologist or plastic surgeon, but by a girl whose mother is Satan's mistress who forbids safe words.
DeleteWhat would she have called it? Desperate Golddigger?
ReplyDeleteMeth face cream?
ReplyDeleteAnd Kim KTrash decided fighting for kimono wasn't worth it either.
ReplyDeleteHer greatest claim to fame is being Bieber's sidepiece that got upgraded to wifey during one of his several drug binges. Her greatest hope is that he OD's and she gets control of his merchandise.
ReplyDeleteSolid whore plan. Better than 18yr scholarship for offspring, because her body will be intact for the next mark, but what will the church's cut be?
DeleteWas it rejected because she misspelled words like that USC brainiac Olivia Jade.? Methinks she needs a solid whore plan too. Count, this could be a business opportunity for you. You could tour the celebutard hotspots giving seminars on solid whore plans. Just think of your customer base. There are a million of these twats and growing by the day with instagram and YouTube. I want a cut though. 5% is reasonable.
ReplyDeleteGood idea, WeeKitty. I need to get a wrestling mask and do some YouTube whore tutorials. Everything from excuses for why the pill didnt work to chosing the right mark.
ReplyDeleteBrayson stating the very obvious lol
ReplyDelete@ J it's crazy how much Bieber's face= meth face. From the gaunt face and sallow skin to those meth sores. Nobody cares enough to help him though.
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