Blind Items Revealed #19
May 12, 2019
Is anyone going to be surprised if the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity starts selling waist trainer tea on her Instagram? I see her probably going the GOOP affiliate route though.
Meghan Markle
Is anyone going to be surprised if the alliterate former actress turned A list celebrity starts selling waist trainer tea on her Instagram? I see her probably going the GOOP affiliate route though.
Meghan Markle
You should have posted this bullshit reveal a lot earlier than 9:30pm British time Entern. You lost all those extra page views.
ReplyDeleteHi Meghan!
DeleteI imagine she'd have to, since most Royals either have side jobs or marry rich businessmen.
ReplyDeleteLucky Prince Hal sure chose a dream gal. Outdid his "father" on the wife-uselessness xcale.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely Goop. Her old blog which you can find screens shots of online, was all about yoga, cupping, meditation, and various new age health stuff.
ReplyDeleteI still want to know how her face got so fat.
ReplyDelete@Hunter - reverse shading, meaning the opposite of the slimming shading Kim K does.
ReplyDeleteTHIS SILLY GRIFTER WITH HER BABY DARREN DOLL. ehguys?
ReplyDeleteOdds are she'll be 160 !bs in 5 years, 200 in 10.
ReplyDeleteHunter and Rosie with the 1,2 punches to get the markle brigade riled. Sandy might be right that it too late for them to gather much steam.
ReplyDeleteBut J, WHERE will she be in 5 and 10?
ReplyDeleteNo way was that shading,looked like cortisone face.
ReplyDeleteThis made me think of that book by Gigi Grazer, "The Starter Wife" (great read) in which one of the character's mothers or grandmothers died because of excessive diet tea usage. I guess she shat herself to death, lol.
ReplyDeleteI think it looks a bit like prednisone face.
ReplyDelete@Vita - she has worn three different "engagement" rings which have all been photographed at different events. Cushion cut diamond, emerald cut diamond, different bands.
These things are not made up, they are real.
Trollope Tea.
ReplyDeleteYou can be just like me!
Hunter, you're preaching to the page turner for the organist, if not the choir itself. I dont know what to believe exactly, but I dont think this is a normal marriage, even in royal terms! Very odd about the ring
ReplyDeleteBack in the day, that diet tea was called Lacey LaBeau (sp?),and my oldest sister and her friends convinced my mom to try it with them. As a horrified young spectator to what transpired over the next day, I will warn you that the stuff packs a wicked punch, and timing is everything. Later, it came with warning labels including potential fatality. Unless, MM has a gentler concoction, this isnt exactly the imagery Id want associated with my titke.
ReplyDelete*title...sorry
ReplyDeleteI don't think its cortisone fillers or anything.
ReplyDeleteHer face still moves.
Something far more creepy..
Lot of A listers have doubles..
This one looks way younger.
Its a real creep fest.
I feel like MM turned down enty's needs once and he's angry at her ever since.
ReplyDeleteHaha, so completely fake.
ReplyDeleteFace it, even if they divorce Meghan is set for life and will never have to work again.
No idea what the poster upthread is banging on about. Only minor non-working royals have to work and I can't think of any who have married "businessmen." Harry and Meghan are working royals, so they're funded by the Crown (and the Queen is obviously perfectly willing to sign off on all Meghan's ££££££££££££ clothing and jewellery bills, even if trolls online think she's spending too much).
Hi Meghan!
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