Blind Item #8
After the disaster that was the foreign born three named ambiguously aged A- list actress portraying a real life figure, the only thing worse could be the A list everything in her mind actress taking on the same role. The only thing worse is her idea to direct it too.
Catherine Zeta-Jones Jones
ReplyDeleteCZJ (only one lol)
DeletePlaying Griselda Blanco;cocaine Grandma)
Delete/Jlo
JLo and CZJ?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely JLo.
ReplyDeleteGriselda Blanco the cocaine kingpin of Florida for the real-life figure
ReplyDeleteI would love to just watch the raw footage of the Rafa interviews.
ReplyDeleteMan, Jorge Ayala's interviews were fucking so calculated. Popeye is a bitch in comparison.
DeleteRivi, my bad.
ReplyDelete"ambiguously aged"? Do we need to dig up a birth certificate?
ReplyDelete@Huckleberry: Everyone has always assumed that CZJ lies about her age.
DeleteCZJ is like 44 still right?
ReplyDeleteCZJ birth is registered in UK public records of birth, deaths and marriages, as 25th Septemeber 1969. Makes her 50 this year. Also matches being 25 years younger than her husband, who is 75 this year. Birth certificate registration includes mother's maiden name Fair, and place of birth Swansea. UK tabloid papers would have had this out in the open years ago if she'd lied.
ReplyDeleteGeez. At least Catherine can act.
ReplyDeleteHuckleberry: was it done in hieroglyphs
ReplyDeleteCZJ would be a million times more convincing and better in this role than J Lo. Look at Catherine's recent work in that beauty pageant focused project. She has come to NOT be so focused on soft lighting and being 20 years younger in shots. J Lo will want everything shot like a music video. Look at her work in that cop TV show. She was still 'made' to look only attractive and not gritty. NOOOO!
ReplyDeletePre internet,I went to school with a girl who became one of the UKs top models. When she returned to the city and for summer holiday / interview she was suddenly a decade younger than the rest of us in.her class
ReplyDeleteJ. Lo needs to go the way of Buddy Holly
ReplyDeleteI am looking forward to this film. She made music so much better by proxy.
ReplyDeleteBack in the 80s the still beautiful Liz Hurley was two years older than me. Now she's six years younger. I don't remember hearing about her travelling near to a black he like in Interstellar to achieve that.
ReplyDeleteBlack hole, I'm pretty sure shes went very close to some black hes in her time.
ReplyDeleteForeign born 3 day actress: Catherine Zeta Jones
ReplyDeleteA-list: Jennifer Lopez
Role: Griselda Blanco aka La viuda negra
Jennifer is in talks to make a movie about Griselda, she wants to direct it, producer and started in. Which it's silly because there's already a tv show about it and a spanish speaking novela too. Let her waste her money making it, it will be a big flop.
It supposed to say: Foreign born aged A-list actress 🤦🏻♀️
DeleteCould it possibly be worse than Gigli?
DeleteKiki71-- LOL, directing it like a music video...random, perfectly angled breezes everywhere, jlo's squinty eyed pout close-up in every interrogation scene, slo-mo shots of her caboose as she gets into every vehicle...
ReplyDeleteI've never believed the Catherine Zeta Jones age debate, but the wording of the blind amused me
She has had the odd good acting moment here and there. She should just star in it though, not direct.
ReplyDeleteTh CZJ age thing is rubbish.....I know someone who went to primary school with her and is the same age (50) that she purports to be.
ReplyDeleteDidn't CzJ play Griselda on lifetime already
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint the haters...I just saw Jlo in concert and she is one of the best performers I have ever seen. I have seen Adele, Celine, Barry, U2, Bruce...I could go on. She sang every song, held notes and kicked ass. Nope...she deserves the A in everything in her mind. I went with someone who hates her and she had to concede it was great. Watch her in concert and then come and talk to me.
ReplyDeleteShe may be good in concert, but she is a terrible "actress"
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