Monday, July 08, 2019

Blind Item #7

Apparently this world famous momager tells any and all who will listen that her sex life is amazing while not actually having any sex at all.


22 comments:

  1. Omg it's like a few Incels here at CDAN
    Heh

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  2. Who the hell would want to bang Kris K? She's more manly than Bruce ever was.

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  3. Image is everything for that group. Hey Kris, everyone knows you've had plenty of sex in your day...

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  4. Momma Kris and Oj Simpson disapprove this blind.

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    1. Lol@arribaoabajošŸ¤£

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    2. Juice sent pmk to the hospital after he broke that pussy in the hot tub and split her wide open according to page six!

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    3. @Drew say whaaaaaaat?! šŸ˜‚

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  5. She can have OJ again, he's free and probably more than willing. The guy Kris is with is getting paid to be seen with her, that's all.

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  6. I think calving that Kong thing would slow her down.

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  7. Corey Gamble obviously G A Y

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  8. Dina Lohan and her internet boy friend.

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  9. She's rich, not too bad. This is certainly because she does not want to

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  10. da na na na, na na, na na, he won't touch that.

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  11. Her nose might fall off if she gets physical.

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  12. If OJ had been up there then if there's a sudden gust of wind blows in along the ground from the mountains and she has her legs even slightly open, there's a sound like a lighthouse foghorn in Scooby doo.

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  13. They would get insane ratings for a season if they brought in OJ. Screwing Kris and playing with the whole is she his daughter issue. Then he could murder a few of them for the finale.

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  14. She’s 63 and has had 5 kids give her a break.

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  15. Thank fucking god. We don't need that image.

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