Saturday, July 27, 2019

Blind Item #7

The alliterate former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort was at a recent film festival and told producers she is definitely up for hitting the casting couch of any were interested.


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    1. The London /Australian Film Festival was last month...
      Or maybe it’s Avignon ....🤭

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    2. 😂 May we never again speak of...Avignon.

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    1. As often as you are here to offer any valuable input.
      So no,not much

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  3. Maybe an Orkin commercial.

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  4. Agree with Lilo...

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  5. She probably yelled it every time she walked in the room. "Who wants to sleep with me? I'll fuck for parts!"

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  6. A more constructive use of her time these days would be hitting up the insurance industry couch given the biggest obstacle in her career these days, outside of herself, is that nobody will insure her.

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    1. My god that’s a good point honestly!😂

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  7. It's probably Lohan but sounds exactly like Scammer Heard. She will make Lohan look like a nun after her upcoming trial.

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  8. Oh wait...Scammer Heard already fucked someone or someones for every part she's gotten.

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  9. Meh. I fucked a guy who knew a guy who could get me moved off of salad bar detail at Wendy's.
    I'm very much here to judge, obviously. Just not here to judge anyone for choosing to make the most of a weirdly valuable commodity (as long as it's their own).

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  10. Meghan Markle five years from now. Oh, wait, that's D list television star.

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  11. God who wants to casting couch Lilo at her age and her diseases? Oh wait she's only 33, (is this # lower or higher than the number of STDs she has?)

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  12. Salad bar detail is the best spot. Don't have to stand over a hot flame. Boring though. How many people going through a Wendy's ask for salad?

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  13. Good ole "Fire Crotch" on the prowl for work. Ew.

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  14. @Lola-Lindsay or Tricia?

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  15. @nancy & Samantha - I find it seriously hysterical how much the Wendy’s salad bar comes up here (there was another post a few days back) considering how long ago they were discontinued. For what it’s worth I also worked setting up the salad bar. My favorite part was the artistic arrangement of kale around the ice, before anyone considered it an edible vegetable.

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  16. Only people giving anything to fuck that slopped out mess are total rubes. Why would a movie exec w/ endless prime poon at his finger tips waste time and jizz on her?

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    1. Cheaper threesomes! :)

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    2. Too lazy to masturbate?

      Actually I like Lilo. I just couldn't resist the joke. For real though, I would love to see her clean herself up and make a successful comeback, like a female RDJ. Sadly, there are already reports that she was acting "difficult" on the very first day on the set of Masked Singer Australia, so don't think it'll happen.

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  17. Poor Lilo. Honest question - who hasn't she fucked already? I'm shocked that there would be any customers who haven't sampled the offerings.

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  18. I worked the salad bar at a Wendy's competitor...with crowns...our kale was plastic. I was responsible for the artful arrangement of plastic around tubs of whatever in the refrigerated island. I cannot even begin to tell you how greasy I feel remembering that shit.

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  19. The blind item supposes that Lindsay Lohan is invited at film festivals, which is far from given.

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  20. This is a bit ot, but did y'all see the story on For about RKOI (rich kids of Instagram)? Full of photos of chicks who all looked like they were trolling for sponsors. Fox has gone pervy!

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  21. Wendy's has a salad bar?

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  22. @tricia13 at the risk of sounding, well...Avignon...it was the Sydney Film Festival that was on last month (and I was there...Parasite is worth the hype!). Australia has a couple of film fests, and the Melbourne International Film Festival aka MIFF is considered Australia’s premier festival, SFF is second. There is an Australian Film Fest but it is pretty low scale on the scene.

    Saying that, SFF is a good guess as Masked Singer Australia is being filmed in Sydney, how ever I don’t believe LL was there at the time (paps amd the gossip sites would’ve been all over it, particularity if she was at SFF).

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    1. 🤘Lol
      Yeah I thought it must be an Oz Fest link?!
      Than you for info @Kpoppa:)

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  23. riffer73 some do but most have pre-made salads available. They'd be made in the back.

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  24. One would need a body condom and IV antibiotics to stick it in her. She's beyond gross

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  25. And they be like “ew”

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  26. Maybe LILO should approach Musk to have a three-some with Amber. Wouldn’t help her career, but at least he’d compensate her.

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  27. I saw Margot Kidder at the Vancouver Film Festival once. She was giving a packed lecture on how to get into a Hollywood career like she had. Frankly, pass me the kale, I'll set up that salad bar for you.

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    1. Was it hippie dippie Margot or shot out crazy Margot?

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