This really bad actress is in dire need of a huge paycheck that her new show is not providing. She is in talks to appear in Playboy to get the quick six figure check she needs to pay off her debts.
Tori can’t be making money off the reboot because she has a judgement to garnish her wages. Also, all of us would go “event horizon” if she ever was in Playboy. I’m gonna throw out Lindsay Lohan asa guess
Not Lilo. She already got her $1 million from Playboy and royally screwed them over by selling photos from the shoot before Playboy published. I have no idea why anyone works with her in any capacity, she always shits on those who give her another chance.
Yummy, i will look at the pix, but only so i will have something to think of when i am banging a chick and dont want to cum too quick. Will be nice to replace thoughts of Rosie O'Donnell taking a dump.
They say PB has been one of the worst run businesses ever, so many opportunities missed, so many things bungled. Too bad Bezos won't swoop in and save it like he did with the dying Washington Post.
Wouldn't Playboy be more apt to offer Misha Barton - now on THE HILLS post acting days - a pictorial? WHO wants to see Tori Spelling naked? I don't think she is in their league. Yes, can we do a gofundme for Tori Spelling to NEVER APPEAR ON TELEVISION AGAIN lol!
What could playboys circulation be today? I dont see how they could recoup $ on a 6figure whore. When Lohan's laughably airbrushed photos were in the magazine, they were all over the internet days before the magazine hit the stands.
It aint 1985 anymore. With google and 14 seconds i can see hi res anus pix of bimbos who make playmates look like discount whorebots.
This is usually Tori Spelling’s description, but I can’t imagine with that very sad boob job, and 6 or 10 kids later, anyone would be clamoring to see her nekkid. I think Mischa Barton is a great guess, not knowing any debts she might have.
Don’t think it’s Amber—Enty rates her as A- now (even tho she sucks as an actress—and human being.) Tori? Just no. Misha is the best possibility here. I wonder if she ever paid her old apt. building for the damage she did by ramming into it with a UHaul?
Who looks at Playboy any more when most celebrities seem to put naked pictures of themselves all over the internet for free. Even the pics in Playboy will be online before you know it.
Nope Tori nope
ReplyDeleteHaha what I thought too.... or Jenni Garth?
DeleteGabrielle carteris!
DeleteThat’s PB material fo sho!
DeleteTori Spelling?
ReplyDeleteIf Hefners kid allows that to happen somebody should buy the operation from him or Kristi and shut it down for good this time.
ReplyDeleteKristi retired SB. she has health problems ...
DeleteHe only describes Tori as a really bad actress off that show.
ReplyDeleteTori can’t be making money off the reboot because she has a judgement to garnish her wages. Also, all of us would go “event horizon” if she ever was in Playboy. I’m gonna throw out Lindsay Lohan asa guess
ReplyDeleteNot Lilo. She already got her $1 million from Playboy and royally screwed them over by selling photos from the shoot before Playboy published. I have no idea why anyone works with her in any capacity, she always shits on those who give her another chance.
DeleteHey @CountJerkula, your fave 90s crush, Donna Martin (aka Tori Spelling) might be in Playboy. Your corneas ready?!?!
ReplyDeleteYummy, i will look at the pix, but only so i will have something to think of when i am banging a chick and dont want to cum too quick. Will be nice to replace thoughts of Rosie O'Donnell taking a dump.
DeleteDammit, CountJerkula - you made me spit my drink out AND cry! Bwaaaaaahaha 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
DeleteExcept Lindsay was actually a pretty decent actress.
ReplyDeleteWith some airbrushing and CGI and deep fakes they can probably make some decent pictorials of her.
ReplyDeleteWho the eff would want to see Tori Spelling naked? Even her husband doesn't.
ReplyDeleteThey say PB has been one of the worst run businesses ever, so many opportunities missed, so many things bungled. Too bad Bezos won't swoop in and save it like he did with the dying Washington Post.
ReplyDeleteEwww I hope it's not torri. Erp.
ReplyDeleteCan we start a GoFundMe to NOT have them post pics of her grossness?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't Playboy be more apt to offer Misha Barton - now on THE HILLS post acting days - a pictorial? WHO wants to see Tori Spelling naked? I don't think she is in their league. Yes, can we do a gofundme for Tori Spelling to NEVER APPEAR ON TELEVISION AGAIN lol!
ReplyDeleteI feel like Playboy would pay Tori to KEEP her clothes on
ReplyDeleteHow many of those six figures are on the right side of the decimal point?
ReplyDelete^ Right? Do appearances in a magazine, even Playboy, really pay that much anymore?
ReplyDeleteAmber Heard
ReplyDeleteWhy can’t they get big names to pose, not people who need the money.
ReplyDeleteWhat could playboys circulation be today? I dont see how they could recoup $ on a 6figure whore. When Lohan's laughably airbrushed photos were in the magazine, they were all over the internet days before the magazine hit the stands.
DeleteIt aint 1985 anymore. With google and 14 seconds i can see hi res anus pix of bimbos who make playmates look like discount whorebots.
The days of Playboy being in a financial position to offer anyone $100,000 for anything have long since passed.
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ReplyDeleteThis is usually Tori Spelling’s description, but I can’t imagine with that very sad boob job, and 6 or 10 kids later, anyone would be clamoring to see her nekkid. I think Mischa Barton is a great guess, not knowing any debts she might have.
ReplyDelete1+ to @Unknown. I would have said Amber Heard too.
ReplyDeleteIDK, but people think Tori Spelling? I really can't even picture seeing Tori Spelling naked.
ReplyDeleteDon’t think it’s Amber—Enty rates her as A- now (even tho she sucks as an actress—and human being.) Tori? Just no. Misha is the best possibility here. I wonder if she ever paid her old apt. building for the damage she did by ramming into it with a UHaul?
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Mike Singletary is a closeted gay rapist
ReplyDeleteI was really hoping this was Ruby Rose, but then saw her Batwoman show doesn't come out til October.
ReplyDeleteWho looks at Playboy any more when most celebrities seem to put naked pictures of themselves all over the internet for free. Even the pics in Playboy will be online before you know it.
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