Oligarch time. This Premier League team owner has an ex who is getting married to a guy who used to date reality stars and bad actresses. The thing is though, no one wants to talk about the death threats going back and forth between the owner and one of his business partners. It seems as if the owner took the girlfriend of the business partner. The girlfriend is the ex of another oligarch (another business partner of the owner/employer of hit men) who always seems to pop up in political news stories and will never set foot in the US again. His ex can though and getting married to the owner who has all kinds of ties to the US, allows her to do just that.
Abramovich
ReplyDeleteRoman Abramovich and his ex Dasha Zhokova
ReplyDeleteI know I spelled half that mess wrong.
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ReplyDeletePanela or stormy?
ReplyDeleteI remember the days when football teams were owned by local car dealers or wholesalers or breweries.
ReplyDeleteNow its Vladislav Thugalotovich or Ali ibn Qatarrorist.
Brilliant wordsmithing. I appreciated it.
DeleteFlashy - you are always so funny! :)
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ReplyDeleteOh and Roman Abramovich for the jilted one.
ReplyDeleteRoman abromovich, and oleg depriaska.
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ReplyDeleteSoccer blows. No one cares.
ReplyDeleteI will hunt you down, Count, and drive a dildo through your heart for that.
ReplyDeleteThe nation that gave the world giant freak bounceball and grown up rounders is in no position to criticise other sports.
Oh man, I’m starving for some nachos.
ReplyDeleteYou guys and your damn sports. You don't see this kind of thug mess in figure skating..... Oh, right. ;)
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ReplyDeleteDasha Zhukova getting married to Stavros Niarchos (ex of Paris Hilton)
Oleg Deripaska. Ex wife Polina, stepgranddaughter of Boris Yeltsin
No idea who the other business partner is
do these people ever take a break from whoring?
ReplyDeleteAbramovich, When John W. Henry is just about the cleanest owner in the league...
ReplyDeleteWell, most of the world cares so you're a bit wrong there, Count.
ReplyDeleteBond villain #46. Bond villain #47. For the lady, Gracie Allen.
ReplyDeleteAs Jerkula, "whoring is a full-time job. Whores have to be whores and whore all the whore long day. Whore and whore and whore. It's not like you can stop being a whore when you whore and you whore and whore. Whores. I love saying whores."
ReplyDeleteI would like to note that my comment that used the word whore at least 10 times was not approved. I assume neither will this one.
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