Monday, July 15, 2019

Blind Item #11

The foreign born mogul/reality guy has been getting turned down a lot for random hookups with women. He is having to rely more and more on women who are looking to get paid or want a job.

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    1. Hes lost like 50lbs! Guess the light skinned black girls were turning him down...i would have stuck with jennifer hudson or leona

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  2. I guess this one didn't come from Simon's PR firm, those usually have him being the stud of the century, nailing anyone he wants.

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  3. He had a pretty good run, he shouldn't complain.

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  4. Because he is FUGLY

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  5. Oh the dreaded Age of Invisibility.
    Everyone will meet with it, even the hairy stud Simon Cowell.

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  6. Yeah, I think I saw video of Simon Cowell ranting in a bagel shop last week, didn't I?

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  7. Anonymous11:34 AM

    Simon Cowell. Have you see photos of him with his shirt off? That's enough to make you hurl. It would take paid help to crawl in a bed with that hairy freak.

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  8. Whenever the show has trans/gay men on the show, the cameras always go to Simon first. Then he shows an "appalled" look on his face.

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  9. Can you imagine having that sweaty tobacco wreaking bloke laboring over you? Not enough money in the world.

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  10. If all he wants off them is a one night stand, his money doesn't come into it. Aging less good looking folks have to look for a committed partner or they have to pay.

    If he were looking for a trophy wife he'd probably have an easier time.

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  11. Simon ugly arse
    , never liked him at all

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  12. Simon- his new teeth will turn off just about anyone

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  13. Anonymous12:44 PM

    Simon had a good run with the ladies. He's just no longer an attractive man unless there's some other incentive. The days of a woman finding him hot enough to bang without motivation are over.

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  14. Isn't Simon, its that British chef dude
    Simon "laboring over you". God, hilarious!

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  15. Troy what's with dentists giving everyone large teeth? They're supposed to shape those to fit.

    Reminds me of Matt Dillon in "Something About Mary."

    They should also make them a bit less uniform to look less like dentures.

    Not talking about Simon's. Haven't seen his.

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    1. Simons are on par with Matt Dillon in TSAM, so no need to rewatch 🤣

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  16. needs to man scape and stop smoking. eww

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  17. Simon is straight again. Check. Hairy sweaty smokers aren't that popular these days.

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  18. Even Harrison Ford is just an old man now.

    It will happen to Brad Pitt, it has happened to Johnny Depp.

    This is why one must strive to develop character and not just a pretty face.

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  19. @ladylaw Hilarious!! and ew.. lol

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  20. Cowell, outed in a London courtroom but 'allowed to be a stud in Enty's blinds because he provides info.

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  21. He's so gross. There were pictures of him in the Daily Mail last week where he's removed his shirt, but has left his flared pants and platform shoes on. I bet he has Napoleon Syndrome.

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  22. My theory is Cowell is a nice guy. He knows who will do well before they appear in front of him on camera. He finds them.

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