This former A+ list reality star all of you know turned celebrity all of you know says she had at least one miscarriage due to excessive cocaine use, but she wasn't sure who the father would have been for that child, so it was OK.
Can't believe I am going to say this...but sometimes I wish we could go back to the pop culture days of the early aughts, when Paris, Mischa, Lindsey & crew were hot messing it up all over Hollywood...rather than the shite we have today, with perfectly curated and heavily edited photos, nonstop virtue signaling, and a pervasive "cancel culture" online via social media. Things seemed SO much more lively and lighthearted in the early 2000s, and the messy celebs gave us plenty to laugh at. Everyone is so damn image-conscious and serious all of the time now, lol. It's boring. No one has edge or personality. Everyone looks, acts and talks the damn same.
Maybe we all need to treat life as one giant party/coke binge like Herpes Hilton did circa 2003/04....might do the human race some good to LIGHTEN THE HELL UP a bit. Not like we're getting off this rock alive, anyway - right? Haha. //end rant.
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ReplyDeleteYep but she at least knows it wasn't OJ.
ReplyDeleteCoke and whoring and reality tv, Paris is the number one suspect. LiLo would have had a different description.
ReplyDeleteWhich are easier to induce, cokebortions or Paz style methbortions? Asking for a friend...
ReplyDeletestay classy whoever you are...
ReplyDeleteTinkerbell wasn't ready for fatherhood anyway.
ReplyDeleteGood old Paris. Old habits die hard, don't they?
ReplyDeleteCan't believe I am going to say this...but sometimes I wish we could go back to the pop culture days of the early aughts, when Paris, Mischa, Lindsey & crew were hot messing it up all over Hollywood...rather than the shite we have today, with perfectly curated and heavily edited photos, nonstop virtue signaling, and a pervasive "cancel culture" online via social media. Things seemed SO much more lively and lighthearted in the early 2000s, and the messy celebs gave us plenty to laugh at. Everyone is so damn image-conscious and serious all of the time now, lol. It's boring. No one has edge or personality. Everyone looks, acts and talks the damn same.
Maybe we all need to treat life as one giant party/coke binge like Herpes Hilton did circa 2003/04....might do the human race some good to LIGHTEN THE HELL UP a bit. Not like we're getting off this rock alive, anyway - right? Haha. //end rant.
This could easily be one of the Duggar girls.
ReplyDeletewasnt paris a celebrity turned reality star? she was a well-known socialite before the reality show
ReplyDeleteCardi B?
ReplyDeleteLook out, Yummy, I got attacked for saying that was a more entertaining era, as well.
ReplyDeleteParis is a good guess on this one, but if it weren't for the +, it could potentially be so many!
I don’t usually judge these idiots, but there really is more to life than fucking.
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ReplyDeleteMike Singletary is a closeted gay rapist
ReplyDeleteI don’t think Paris i thought He said in the past she can’t get pregnant due to something that happened in her past (prob drugs lol)
ReplyDeleteMy money would be multiple abortions w/ gonorrhea a close 2nd.
DeleteThose were the good old days. @Yummyboogers Also the start of CDAN.
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