If ordered by a judge, would you turn over the entire contents of your phone knowing whatever embarrassing things in it will be publicly released or drop your case?
I am an old wise woman. There is nothing on my phone that I would be worried about. People that store nudes, and racy videos on their phones are not too bright.
I also too boring to come up with a crime and text all my plans about it with my co-conspirators, including the paraphenalia to buy and our test run through it.
As long as they don't delete all my contacts, concert photos and footage, they could have at it. With my previous phone, I might have had a problem handing over, lol.
what mountain mama said, only imbeciles have embarrassing videos and pics of themselves on their phones Make that utter 'tards if they happen to be celebrities
I'm too smart to own a smartphone, and my dumb phone shows nothing but very rare outgoing calls and an insane amount of incoming spam calls, which is only minorly embarrassing.
Whenever people wonder about racy pics on their phones, I always remember that one scene from AP Bio where the teacher is telling the other teachers that when a guy asks for a pic of her backside or bosom, she takes a picture of the crook of her arm bent so it looks like some kind of cleavage.
Just kidding, I've got nada on my phone, truly don't believe smartphones are secure. Anything you enter on your phone could wind up in a database somewhere.
I would like to say neither, just for GP, but it would cost too much to fight it. They can have it. There is nothing embarrassing or incriminating on it. I’m too old for that shit.
Yep. Nothing to worry about here either. Texts are stuff I’d talk about in public. Photos? Hope the judge and jury enjoy lots of dog pictures and close ups of whatever mundane thing my wife and I are texting photos back and forth of. (Most recently the loose glitter section at a Michaels).
Don't know what they would be looking for in my bread and butter life but sure....nothing there but a couple of speed dials and Optometrist/dentist appointment SMS reminders. I only ever use it to take calls or make them.
The only incriminating evidence they're going to find is my sad selection of fast/sorta slow food joints in the Contacts. Well, that and the rather large collection of sunset photos. Or the cache from the YouTube app and my sudden obsession with The Crazy Lamp Lady.
When CNN fired me, I could not afford to pay my electric bill.
ReplyDeleteIt was the darkest period of my life.
I am an old wise woman. There is nothing on my phone that I would be worried about. People that store nudes, and racy videos on their phones are not too bright.
ReplyDeleteI also too boring to come up with a crime and text all my plans about it with my co-conspirators, including the paraphenalia to buy and our test run through it.
DeleteThey can have my phone any time without a court order. Zip, nada, nothing on my phone to cause a problem.
ReplyDeleteI don't keep anything on my phone.
ReplyDeleteAs long as they don't delete all my contacts, concert photos and footage, they could have at it. With my previous phone, I might have had a problem handing over, lol.
ReplyDeletewhat mountain mama said, only imbeciles have embarrassing videos and pics of themselves on their phones
ReplyDeleteMake that utter 'tards if they happen to be celebrities
Nothing bad on my phone, maybe a couple silly text messages that may be slightly embarrassing, but that's it.
ReplyDeleteI have an extremely curated, very small number of nudes on my phone which are not super easy to find.
ReplyDeleteI'd be WAY more concerned about some of my unflattering "before" pics (seasonal weight loss) getting out, that would be truly humiliating.
Almost threw my back out taking one shot 36 times.
ReplyDeleteI'm too smart to own a smartphone, and my dumb phone shows nothing but very rare outgoing calls and an insane amount of incoming spam calls, which is only minorly embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteWhenever people wonder about racy pics on their phones, I always remember that one scene from AP Bio where the teacher is telling the other teachers that when a guy asks for a pic of her backside or bosom, she takes a picture of the crook of her arm bent so it looks like some kind of cleavage.
ReplyDeleteNo problem. Can't be blackmailed.
ReplyDeleteHooray! It's a Candy day!😁
ReplyDeleteYes, and the Judge would be bored to death.
ReplyDeleteOh, and my phone is rarely used, nothing fun or embarrassing
ReplyDeleteI would, no problem. Nothing embarrassing on my phone.
ReplyDeletePlus 1, MountainMama!
ReplyDeleteAs an Old White Man, I don't have anything on my phone worth looking at.
I even delete pictures as soon as I post them.
Definitely NOT of the Selfie generation!
Well, which phone? ;)
ReplyDeleteJust kidding, I've got nada on my phone, truly don't believe smartphones are secure. Anything you enter on your phone could wind up in a database somewhere.
My search history for bitchy cats, The X Files, Twilight, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson would be embarrassing.
ReplyDeleteLike everyone else, the only embarrassment would be the judge falling asleep while looking at the 6 million pictures of my dog.
ReplyDeleteScreenshots of stuff to share with friends and I never deleted
ReplyDeletePictures of food and sunsets
pdfs of fanfic
Yeah. They can have it.
I would like to say neither, just for GP, but it would cost too much to fight it. They can have it. There is nothing embarrassing or incriminating on it. I’m too old for that shit.
ReplyDeleteYep. Nothing to worry about here either. Texts are stuff I’d talk about in public. Photos? Hope the judge and jury enjoy lots of dog pictures and close ups of whatever mundane thing my wife and I are texting photos back and forth of. (Most recently the loose glitter section at a Michaels).
ReplyDeleteDamn Hunter, what takes 36 shots? 😅
ReplyDeleteThe only embarrassing thing on my phone is my history of how often I come to CDAN!
ReplyDeletelol @ loose glitter at Michaels
ReplyDeletelearned my lesson nuthin in my phone to be embarrassed about
ReplyDelete@notagoodscreenname I will not be shamed over my glitter habit! 🤓
ReplyDeleteSure, look at my phone. You'll be bored.
ReplyDeleteI would hope they find my meme collection entertaining
ReplyDeleteI would let the court have it but know I'd probably be labeled a crazy cat lady for all my photos of Kong the cat.
ReplyDeleteI'd accidentally drop it in the river
ReplyDeleteYeah. I’m boring. Nothing saucy. Unfortunately.
ReplyDeleteThere is absolutely nothing weird or embarrassing on my phone.
ReplyDeleteDon't know what they would be looking for in my bread and butter life but sure....nothing there but a couple of speed dials and Optometrist/dentist appointment SMS reminders. I only ever use it to take calls or make them.
ReplyDeleteNothing, except some sort of bitchy text messages about someone a little too old to be trashy.
ReplyDeleteMy phone doesn't take pictures. But I still wouldn't give it to them out of general principle.
ReplyDeleteYep. Flip phones are amazing!
ReplyDeleteNo. I would never turn over my phone, on principle.
ReplyDeleteSure. Take the phone. Want the charger, too?
ReplyDeleteThe only incriminating evidence they're going to find is my sad selection of fast/sorta slow food joints in the Contacts. Well, that and the rather large collection of sunset photos. Or the cache from the YouTube app and my sudden obsession with The Crazy Lamp Lady.