Throw a wig on Celine Dion and you have
the lady from Something About Mary.
Chrissy Teigen landed another show for the summer.
David Guetta gets papped in London.
Joel McHale talking about Stuck last night in LA.
Audrina Patridge explains to Mischa Barton that reality shows aren't really real.
Russell Brand and his beard are back in Los Angeles.
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Reader Photo #2
Reader Photo #3
Reader Photo #4
Reader Photo #5
Reader Photo #6
Reader Photo #7
Christian Slater out and about last night.
A very rare red carpet appearance for Sofia Vergara.
Marisa Tomei was at the Spider-Man premiere last night with
Jake Gyllenhaal and
Tom Holland and Zendaya.
Pretty sure I've had sex with #7.
ReplyDeleteLmfao I'm #7. I don't remember you???
DeleteHad to check to be sure you weren't referring to the camels.
DeleteHi Readers, dog and child. I think the Enterns are deliberately putting up boring celeb shots so they can justify getting rid of them until December again.
ReplyDeleteNice rack on Russell Crowe. Heavy hangers.
ReplyDeleteP - Tomei - could bareback it, cause her old polluted womb cant support life.
ReplyDeleteM - Patridge/Barton tag team - Audrina can suck while the other one licks nuts, taint & bung.
B - Vergara - i'd knock the spanglish outta her ass.
Would not go through Celine to get to any of the celebs in this set.
ReplyDeleteHi Readers!
ReplyDeleteFlashy-with our without the-romantic setting 😂
Russell is a solid dude ,I was happy to hear. Almost submitted a blind about him 2 weeks ago at Wanderlust (an event,yoga,art etc space). He was extremely gracious and kind to my cousin..... and to all. But really took time and was uplifting. Was happy to hear it../ I always liked his work but was like hmm for a while there on the personal front.
Reader#5.
ReplyDeleteBlaenavon Big Pit?
I thought #3 was Wallace Shawn at first.
ReplyDelete@Super Comic Fun Time!
ReplyDeleteI'm Reader #3 and I find your confusion INCONCEIVABLE!!! :D (I wish I were him!)
And my picture appears today, my birthday!
😂 Perfect comeback! Happy Birthday! 🎁🎉🎈
Delete"...(I wish I were him!")
ReplyDeleteDon't, Todd, he's about 93.
Congrats too.
Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteIs Celine ill? She looks worse and worse in every pic that I see.
ReplyDelete@aquagirl I was thinking the same thing. Something is not right. Great reader photos!!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, Todd!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday @Todd! I suggest you start celebrating today and carry it through until July 4th weekend! 💥 🎇 💥 🎇 💥 🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥🎇💥
ReplyDeleteCeline Dyin'?
ReplyDeleteHey #4, do you have good intuition??
ReplyDeleteReader #1 meeting in the family food place.
ReplyDeleteReader #2 tastefully turned an Indiana Jones idol into a lamp.
Reader #3 is not falling for either of the two classic blunders.
Reader #4 doesn't see the spooky man's face in the side middle window pane.
Reader #5 is prepared for falling debris and darkness.
Reader #6 has the distinction of having the only polite camel reference on this site.
Reader #7 is having fetish night at work, crazy sh!t happens when you work nights folks. ;)
I'm dying. Lmfao HA! I'm #7 and YES it was night shift visual merchandising NYC. You are too good ;)
DeleteDoes anyone else, on seeing Chrissy Tiegan, get flashbacks to Mike Myers racist and abusive Scottish Da in So I Married an Axe Murderer?
ReplyDelete"Hey Heid! Move that huge napper o' yurrs, ah cannae see the telly!"
""D'ya think ah'm too hard on oor Heid? D'ya think he cries hissel' take sleep on his MASSIVE pillow?"
We have a piper down! I repeat, WE HAVE A PIPER DOWN!
DeleteHEAD! MOVE! NOW!
DeleteTricia, I forgot you were in Something About Mary-you really were something relevant back in the day. I take it all back.
ReplyDeleteOmg all the beautiful readers pix I missed Joel
ReplyDeleteMcHale❤️⭐️... looking fine:)
Yo Del!
ReplyDeleteHow's it hanging? Still dribbling down your onesie?
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ReplyDeleteShe is one Twisted Sister!! Midlife crises full on BIG TIME and a boy toy to satisfy that enormous ego! I believe she made a deal Kronus...
ReplyDeleteI just had to get a chocolate shake, because there is only 1 Carvel in Brooklyn who can be trusted to make a vanilla malt, and i am too far from it. A gaddam shame.
ReplyDeleteNever ask for a malted when yellow or red people are behind the counter at Carvel. Half the time they pretend to know what yer talkin bout, but give you a shake, the other half they cant even make a competent shake.
P.S. Malteds made with powder are superior to those made with syrup.
Aaawwww. I'm sorry! That sucks. I'm in Brooklyn. Thanks for the tip darlin
DeletePhoenix: only the stand alone Carvel on the bottom of Coney Island Ave can make a malted worth drinking. Joint is top notch and always packed, probably why it is the only Carvel left in Brooklyn with a parking lot.
DeleteThanks alot, Count!!! Going there today! Have a great weekend
DeleteI just noticed Celine's raised left hand.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck?!!🤪
It's the head of the guy directly behind her hand.
DeleteI feel bad for Celine because she really looks like she's dying.
ReplyDeleteI was in the Big Bird costume.
ReplyDeleteThe Celine joke wasn't funny,she really does look ill. And I can't figure out the hand,either.
ReplyDelete#7 is turning me on! Call me babe.
ReplyDeleteAloha!! It's the Babe of your dreams #7. Lmao
DeleteCeline looks like human beef jerky.
ReplyDelete@Count-is that the infamous Carvel where Dina Lohan had a hissy fit because she didnt get a free birthday cake using Lindsays free ice cream for life card?
ReplyDeleteAs part of Carvel's 75th Anniversary celebration last year, we issued 75 Black Cards to celebrities. These cards were issued in the celebrity's name and require the card holder to be present at the time of use," read the statement.
"Unfortunately, the Lohan family has been abusing the card ... At first, we graciously honored their requests ... After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back.
"Dina Lohan reacted badly and called the police to have her card returned. The police responded and did return the card to Dina with instructions not to use it again."
Maybe, if Lindsey was in Brighton Beach to ingest some ejaculate.
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ReplyDeleteI know Huck, she's hotter than the Yellowstone magma plume and that's her real head.
ReplyDeleteCount, Brighton Beach is Russian, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteMaybe LiLo was shortcutting to find some oligarch?
It would save her the air fare to Sochi, London, Dubai or Monaco.
Yes, though the Turks are gaining ground.
Delete@Brayson I love your observations on the reader photos. I was in the first round of them a couple weeks ago and you said I was Hilary Swank's more-attractive niece XD XD XD
ReplyDeleteTurkish barbers here are the equivalent of your mattress shops over there. Tons of them about, never busy and a front for laundering money. Though saying that there's one here up High Street that does an awesome shave and head massage for eleven quid. It might actually be a real one.
ReplyDeleteHere it is all turkish restaurants. From take out gyro joints to fancy night club/catering joints. A popular new type is halal burger joints. The lack of bacon is painful, but the burgers are delicious.
Delete@Mozart, Thanks! Yes I saw your pic and thought reminds me of Hilary Swank, but like different, a younger prettier version.
ReplyDeleteHello, fabulous and adventurous Readers! Another stellar crowd, putting the celebs to shame. And, Happy Birthday, Todd (Inconceivable! cracked me up)! I hope it's a great Bday!
ReplyDeletePhoenix--too fun!
#4 have you ever been told you look like Jewel (meant as a compliment, just to be clear)?
#5 -- id love some details on these pics!
@Phoenix, Thanks! It must have been "the shining" kicking in. ;)
ReplyDeleteDont Quit-- that Lohans losing their Carvel card privileges made me lol! Seriously, just such a bizarre mess, but definitely a classic moment!😁
ReplyDeleteCeline needs snacks, Chrissy Teigen master of the awkward smile, Guetta with men's jeggings, McHale never surrounded by good writers, wow from a distance you'd never know what a shitshow Patridge and Barton really are, Russel Brand is always there for women who like to slum, Slater aging way better than anyone guessed, Vergara always on the clock, Tomei always a cutey, Gyllenhaal dressing sleazier in ever pic does he play a pimp or something in the movie, and Holland looks like he's posing with his mom while Zendaya seems to be waiting for a john.
ReplyDelete@Brau.
ReplyDeleteOnce again I'm baffled by the appeal of Zendaya.
She's supposed main love interest in this new Dune movie. Fucking hell that will be more unbelievable than half mile long death worms. Sorry, she's just not a looker.
Dammit Vic, you know the rules, she's one of Harvey's girls so she must be an It Girl, and fabulous and more interesting than most actresses, the magazines used to tell us these truths! ;)
ReplyDeleteSeeing Joel McHale and then Audrina Patridge in a post, I’m reminded of a The Soup episode where he absolutely roasted her because Swedish scientists broke the speed of light, and a couple of other newsworthy things happened, and in the course of discussion in the clip, Audrina sums it up that so much happens when Lauren is not around. It was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteHi readers!
ReplyDeleteI agree with Pearl; that dude’s head is making Celine’s hand look freakish. I do hope she is well. Word has always been that she is incredibly kind and gracious.
@ Flashy - That whole mattress-store-money-laundering thing reminds me of when I shopped for a new mattress a few years ago. It was a fairly large store and there was one man behind the counter (who never looked up) and the only sales person was a pretty girl in her early 20’s. Her sales technique consisted of showing us a mattress, letting us lie down on it, and then squealing, “Don’t you love it? DON’T YOU LOVE IT???” When I think back about it, the place was totally hinky.
Joel McHale = YUM.
@mango - I think there is some rumour that has been floating around for years about mattress stores being money laundering fronts. Right near my Trader Joe's store, there are FOUR mattress stores within three blocks and you hardly ever see anyone in them! How do they support (at least) two employees plus the overhead of rent and taxes by having one or two customers a week? They have to buy the $10k mattresses, at least one a week, to make that work.
DeleteCeline is either waving to someone, or hailing a cab.
ReplyDeleteShe looks just fine, in fact, she looks pretty damn happy. Bet she's glad the ol ball and chain is no more.
Chrissy Teigen, just absolutely gorgeous and adorable.
And, the "woman" from Something about Mary, that's a man. He looks familiar, just can't place him.
Same with the man in the KFC ads, he looks familiar, can't place him either.
Celine pun was funny. 😉
ReplyDeleteHalf three in the morning here and it's getting light already. It only got dark around 11. When the midsummer is nice here, it's beautiful.
ReplyDeleteThere you go, the view from work, ten minutes ago.
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I like how you're showing reader photos along with the celebrities. Makes the point that folks are folks no matter their level of fame or fortune.
ReplyDeleteChristian Slater: "Git off my property, ya punks!"
ReplyDeleteNo, rabbit, Lin Shaye, who played the leathery Magda in Something About Mary, was born female and remains female.
ReplyDeleteOK AFTER Hurricane Katrina I lived on the Northshore and IMMEDIATELY there were new CVS stores, bank buildings and Mattress Stores. Of course, mattresses were big biz after everyone got flooded.
ReplyDeleteWeirder was that on the Gulf Coast, where I was working, suddenly there were all these tanning salons everywhere. Like who needs a tanning salon on the Gulf Coast after a hurricane?? OH YEAH that would be all the contractors brought in to clear properties throughout the area, more devastated than New Orleans. See apparently tanning salons and nail salons are FRONTS for prostitutes in case you didn't know.
As to the CVS they were not playing around. Those places were built just like the banks because well you know opiates.
Reader #5 looks like a guy I work with, sorta....
ReplyDelete@Pearl, I bought a mattress in my own town and months later it was raided as a cocaine business. Very small town,next to the DMV,where cops were every day.
ReplyDeleteZilla3 Thanks
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