Friday, June 28, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #5

June 18, 2019

Think this celebrity CEO has thin skin? You would be right. If you own one of his products and complain, he can make your life miserable through all those little back doors. Speaking of back doors, apparently that is why he turns to the A- list actress. The one named singer doesn't enjoy that activity.

Elon Musk/Amber Heard/Grimes

Posted by ent lawyer at 10:30 AM

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21 comments:

  1. sandybrook10:31 AM

    Oh goody another long thread about anal sex again upcoming.

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  2. TeeHee@U10:33 AM

    I will always learn to beware of "one in chamber" after that thread hahah

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  3. J10:36 AM

    So I guess he won't drive a coupe... for the same reason.

    No back doors.

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  4. Brayson8710:37 AM

    Right like a billionaire has trouble finding women willing to do anal. Women on Tinder will do that shit on the first date for normal guys, I doubt it's an issue for him.

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  5. Brayson8710:39 AM

    It would be funny though if every Tesla had a pneumatic dildo buried in the driver's seat ready to deploy if you ever talked shit about Elon or the company. 😂

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  6. Flashy Vic10:43 AM

    @Bray.

    Like an upmarket version of Mac's exercise bike in Always Sunny.😁


    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ContentPotableArchaeocete-size_restricted.gif

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  7. Aquagirl10:44 AM

    @J: Good point!

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  8. momo10:55 AM

    oh Brayson

    I revise my fantasy. YOU, COUNT and VIC in the room at the same time. I am 55 and it's not about that~!

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    1. Count Jerkula1:15 PM

      To decide who goes first we should draw straws from the booty.

      Delete
  9. Huckleberry11:28 AM

    It's a little surprising someone named Grimes doesn't allow any traffic on the Hershey highway.

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  10. Brayson8711:54 AM

    @momo, So you have an airtight fantasy? Okay, pretty sure you could find some local dudes to plug you up. ;)

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    1. Count Jerkula1:16 PM

      Air tight? So rock paper scissors for first choice of hole?

      Delete
  11. Flashy Vic12:45 PM

    You're the same age as me, Momo so it's very unHollywood and age appropriate. Though I'm more than willing to sordid it up s bit if you like?

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  12. Flashy Vic1:27 PM

    👊 no no....🤚....no I want to change that.....✌️

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  13. Flashy Vic1:54 PM

    It's the Momo ho hole go show.

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  14. mike m6:46 PM

    Hey coach, what happens if you f a woman in the ass?

    You get sht on your dck

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  15. momo8:40 PM

    Y'all are bad. I have the best weed, apparently, to think that.

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  16. A.Claire3:23 AM

    As if!

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  17. BRAD PITT4:11 AM

    @ sandybrook

    another long thread about anal sex
    ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    where are the others?

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  18. BRAD PITT4:18 AM

    when Elon asked Grimes .. https://i.imgur.com/KM5sGpO.gif

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  19. Manuél Bun12:28 AM

    Anal Musk's tweaker harem

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