Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #3

June 1, 2019

After not having any guys within a decade or two of her age wanting to be with her, our former almost A- list mostly movie actress turned escort is now setting her sights on men three or four decades older than her age.

Lindsay Lohan


27 comments:

  1. Smart move for a whore not willing to carry a fetus to term. Get into a will.

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  2. Anonymous9:30 AM

    She is in for a lot of hard work. Takes a lot of stroking, sucking and work to get those really old dicks up and hard. She could be at it all day. It would seem like a real job.

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    1. I'm pretty sure these older guys have plenty of Viagra on hand...lol...

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    2. Sure but they can run the clam hammer for 2 hrs at a clip w/o the motor grenading.

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  3. Good luck finding an older wealthy man dumber than she is. Maybe somebody with dementia.

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    1. If Anna Nicole Smith could do it, LiLo can.

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    2. Anonymous11:02 AM

      Average Saudi IQ is 84. Wouldn't be too hard IMO.

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  4. It is easier than gettin pounded for hours by viagra & coke dick.

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  5. Wait til one of these old pervs needs a sponge bath and his colostomy bag emptied. That will get her to the nunnery faster than any therapy or rehab.

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    1. If he cant afford a nurse, he cant afford her

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  6. She's like an oily rag stuck into a beater car's exhaust pipe.

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  7. Very sad what she has let herself become. Is she still living in Dubai or whatever middle eastern country she’s supposed to be in?

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  8. She will marry him, get his will changed and find a way to have him taken out w/o implicating herself. Maybe she can fuck him until he has a heart attack or stroke and dies like that whore who killed Nelson Rockefeller back in the day. I think her name may have been Megan Marshack and she worked for channel 2 in NY and was about 1/3 his age. He died with her on top of him.

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  9. Do you speak from experience, Unknown?

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  10. @orange, Probably volunteers at a nursing home, doing good works.

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  11. Did she learn nothing from Anna Nichole?!

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  12. LiLo doesn't work that hard anywhere let alone bed to kill a guy while f*cking him. If she gets one to marry her, she'll get impatient & poison him, but be stupid and the authorities will find all her google search history, and the drugs she used to poison him under her bed.

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  13. Sumner Redstone is single. She can be his toupΓ©e wrangler.

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  14. Her instagram is so damned sad

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  15. Guys, how can you can compare Anna Nicole to fucking Lilo?
    Yes, Anna was a drugged up drunken mess, but if her weight was down she at least cleaned up really nice. Even when she was heavy she cleaned up well!
    Lilo on the other hand...….. even a garbage bag over her face couldn't make her attractive.

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  16. She needs to find an old guy with no kids.

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  17. She needs a time machine to go back to before everyone knew she was a lying thieving whoring rider of dirty cocks.

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  19. Substance-- A sincere thank you for "toupee wrangler!" πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ That made my day!😁

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  20. @Count, Clam hammer πŸ˜‚

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  21. @ Brayson +1 re Count's comment!! :)

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