Blind Item #9
Instead of giving advice, it would have been great for this long time reality star from a large family to discuss the reasons they had to flee a country so suddenly and are never allowed to return without facing jail time.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:45 AM
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Jana Duggar?
ReplyDeleteOr Jill ...interchangeable
DeleteJill Duggar/Dillard, busy giving tips to wives on how to keep their husbands happy. She and her transphobic, big-mouth husband were in Central America doing "mission work" that ended rather suddenly and without much explanation.
ReplyDelete"Transphobic," lol. The Duggars are some fundamentalist brand of Christians, dumbass. Do you not understand how religions work? You think devout blacks who attend Baptist churches, Orthodox Jews, or devout Muslims are cool with the whole gay/tranny thing, either? Lol.
DeletePeople live in such unrealistic bubbles where they think, "Hey, everybody I know socially approves of ____," the whole world must!"
Yeahhhhh, no.
Most of the entire world is not down for ANY of that stuff, percentage wise. Maybe 500M out of 7 billion people on Earth.
So...what did they do in Central America?
ReplyDeleteShe gave marital advice this week - but came back to US almost 2 years ago...
so why is this a blind now?
Ooh would love to know the backstory on this—- please tell us everything Enty!!!
ReplyDeleteWhile on their missions, Derrick has sex with men and then those men suddenly disappear and /or are beaten into submission. Then the money raised by the family is used to make those situations go away.
ReplyDeleteI love how this chick is giving advice on how to make a happy marriage. SOOOOOOO many jokes. Being raised in a house with at least one pedo brother, a mom with a uterus like a clown car, 20 other peeps around you who's names start with "J" and being tasked with raising your younger siblings out of necessity I'm sure she's had lots of time to ponder and concentrate on what would make her own married life great. I wouldn't take advice from a Duggar on what to have for lunch, never mind anything "life".
ReplyDeleteWasn't her advice something like, don't masturbate & bang your old man 3-4xs a week?
DeleteThat's actually some solid ass advice.
Derrick killed his gay lover. That's as per Enty
ReplyDeleteDuggar Women's Guide to a Happy Marriage:
ReplyDelete1. Your uterus may be falling out because of excessive use, but don't you dare tell your man "no, not tonight, sweetie."
2. Keep your silly woman mouth shut when you see your husbands or sons fondling children, even if those children are your own.
3. What happens in Central America stays in Central America. God can't see you there anyway. It's a free space. Like Vegas. Go nuts.
So her secret to keeping a husband happy is to let him f*ck guys? She really has gone all Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteCreeps all of them
ReplyDeleteThe parents are dumb as they come and they thought nothing of the brother raping his younger sisters..
Keeping in the family ( they literally did just that)
I could beat the parents butts with a 2x6 the kids do most of the work
He was a creeper/fondler, ffs. Don't get carried away.
DeleteI don't even give a shit about these ppl, but damn. Not a single one of y'all would have the balls to talk about a Muslim, a Jew, or someone of another race like y'all do about the baby factory fam.
Hypocrites.
Seriously??
ReplyDeleteI want a reveal on the Central America part.
What's really crazy, I was up late on phone one night, really buzzed when I came to an article discussing the sugars and it was rumored that not all of those kids are the mom...like maybe the oldest had a few? Anyways, fell asleep and when I woke next day, could not find it again...has anyone else heard of this?
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ReplyDelete“Let your spouse know that you’re aways available,” she continued. “Guard against fulfilling sexual desires alone. Be open with your spouse about your desires and change things up to keep it exciting!”
ReplyDeleteDear Duggars: I tried to follow your advice today, but I think I got it wrong. I told my hardworking hubby that someone else could make his damn sandwich so I could masturbate instead, as this was my desire. Now, instead of being available, I’ve got to figure out where this baby came from that I put to bed, and explain to him how I found this exciting! Please help!!!!
Signed,
Not As Frustrated As He Is ( wink)
Her advice was solid, TBH. Assuming you're not joking, why would your man stay?
DeleteCan’t stand them for millions of reasons.
ReplyDeleteShe basically told women that you need to help your husband by praying for his orgasm.... I. Fucking. Can’t.
I think I'm going to add "pray for orgasm!" to my sexy-time-talk. ("Fear the claw" hasn't been as fun as expected.)
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