In an attempt to keep the drama high for next season, look for this former friend turned west coast Housewife who got fired from the show to make a comeback. Will she set a new record for wine drinking? Who wants another sister?
Ahh, Brandi. The trash bag of the jet set. Watching this woman gives me a contact hangover. You just know she wakes up more mornings than not with her cocktail dress up around her shoulders, lipstick smeared across one cheek, and a fake eyelash resting squarely in the center of her forehead. Next to her is a half eaten bowl of ramen noodles, a bottle of Gatorade, and a cellphone jam packed with drunk texts. Or maybe not- she might reset with a latte and some yoga, but I doubt it!😏
Denise Richards was a hooker before she married Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear and Denise Richards were best friends and Heather Locklear was also a hooker. Denise Richards ran off with Heather Locklear’s husband Richie Sambora. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills should bring Heather Locklear on as a Housewife.
Bravo focus groups every returning housewife every season. If Brandi comes back, be assured the target demo has a different feeling than the group here.
Since LVP is leaving this group of hyenas need a new target. I can't wait to see what happens they start eating themselves. Looks like Camille will be next victim but teddi better watch out.
Ugh.. Brandi G... what a mess. I get that her husband cheated and left her, but JFC that was 9 years ago. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, move forward with your life. At this point it's just an excuse for bad behavior IMO. She claims her world revolves around her kids, and yet gets papped all over town being shit-faced drunk, with her boobs, her cootchie or her tampon string hanging out (or possibly all three). Her sons are 12 and 16.. she clearly doesn't even think about the fact that they can/will see this stuff, and that kids in school may be making fun of her or them because of it, which makes me angry. I'm not an Eddie/LeAnn fan, but I just have to say thankfully they seem to give the kids stability that is clearly lacking from BG.
Ugh, Brandi. She’s even worse than Teddi!!!
ReplyDeleteI love teddi!!!
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ReplyDeleteThe first 90% screams Brandi,but is the sister sentence referring to Kathy Hilton also joining?
ReplyDeleteBrandi the forever victim and Kathy Hilton
ReplyDeleteKyle head would explode with Lil Kathy on the show
Kim Richards. Drama queen. Addict. Sister. Checks all the boxes.
ReplyDeleteAhh, Brandi. The trash bag of the jet set. Watching this woman gives me a contact hangover. You just know she wakes up more mornings than not with her cocktail dress up around her shoulders, lipstick smeared across one cheek, and a fake eyelash resting squarely in the center of her forehead. Next to her is a half eaten bowl of ramen noodles, a bottle of Gatorade, and a cellphone jam packed with drunk texts. Or maybe not- she might reset with a latte and some yoga, but I doubt it!😏
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Denise Richards was a hooker before she married Charlie Sheen. Heather Locklear and Denise Richards were best friends and Heather Locklear was also a hooker. Denise Richards ran off with Heather Locklear’s husband Richie Sambora.
ReplyDeleteReal Housewives of Beverly Hills should bring Heather Locklear on as a Housewife.
i quit watching it because of brandi. LOL. never picked it up again, and now i never will. they're all trash, but she's on another level, IMO.
ReplyDeleteHeatherBee she got filmed with her tampon string hanging out in PUBLIC. It may be even worse behind the scenes than you described it. lol
ReplyDeleteBrandi is too poor to run with the rest of the ladies. She's like a missed child support payment from poverty. That's no fun.
ReplyDelete@ HeatherBee - that’s fricken hilarious!
ReplyDeleteBravo focus groups every returning housewife every season. If Brandi comes back, be assured the target demo has a different feeling than the group here.
ReplyDeleteSince LVP is leaving this group of hyenas need a new target. I can't wait to see what happens they start eating themselves. Looks like Camille will be next victim but teddi better watch out.
ReplyDeleteIts kathy
ReplyDeletehttps://radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/06/kathy-hilton-in-talks-to-replace-lisa-vanderpump-on-rhobh/
Kathy Hilton will take Kyle in hand. Kyle is believing her own hype these days AND fuck Teddi Mellencamp. She did the same only way too fast
ReplyDeleteTeddi sucks worse than her dads music.
ReplyDeleteNearly done with this show? What does it take?
ReplyDeleteyaaaaaas!! I want to see how her and Erika get along. Brandi is fun and i want to see the girls have fun! Like on RHONY.
ReplyDeleteUgh.. Brandi G... what a mess. I get that her husband cheated and left her, but JFC that was 9 years ago. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, move forward with your life. At this point it's just an excuse for bad behavior IMO. She claims her world revolves around her kids, and yet gets papped all over town being shit-faced drunk, with her boobs, her cootchie or her tampon string hanging out (or possibly all three). Her sons are 12 and 16.. she clearly doesn't even think about the fact that they can/will see this stuff, and that kids in school may be making fun of her or them because of it, which makes me angry. I'm not an Eddie/LeAnn fan, but I just have to say thankfully they seem to give the kids stability that is clearly lacking from BG.
ReplyDeleteBrandi must have sucked a lot of D to make this happen.
ReplyDeleteLil Kathy was never a fired housewife so Brandi G it is. Yasssss bring on the shit show!!!
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