Sunday, June 23, 2019

Blind Item #7

A lame excuse, but something that will save her grief down the road for this celebrity offspring/wannabe model who is married and wanted to start her own cosmetics line. She wouldn't have sold enough. 


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    1. Yep! They said coz beibs has put his name on beauty before consumers would be confused!!!nope...just nobody would buy it! P.s love you Trisha!!!!

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  2. Bieber beauty not getting a U.S. trademark?

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  3. Shes too busy spending his fortune at barneys anyway

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  4. She needed financial backing and Kylie has one that she's about to sell (she says) for 600 million.

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  5. the market is oversaturated with pallets and now you have influencers like Jaclyn Hill selling moldy lipsticks. Her brand is tanked now. The greed is strong and sad young girls are shelling out a lot of money for cheap products. Save your money.

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  6. I saw those jank-ass lipsticks, holy moly.

    I'm launching a female consumer product line but there won't be any damn cosmetics involved. Holy crap talk about a saturated market.

    I'm focusing on boob sweat instead. See Swoobie.com for the solution to all your sweaty boobie needs and yes I am dead ass serious. :D

    Love you guys.

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  7. @Hunter.

    Hmmm🤔

    I can forsee another market for sweaty boobie needs, but not a female one.

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  8. I hope you are serious about this product! We female funeral directors having to wear full dark suits at high noon burials is brutal - and the boob sweat - gallons!

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  9. Dr. gave me a scrip for dab-o-matic. It gave me a rash. Ready to swoobie.

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  10. @Erin - Fellow funeral industry reader here! I so feel your pain!!!!

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  11. @Hunter I just looked up swoobie.com and I’m torn between it being a joke and real. They tag line “Melons too juicy?” make me think it is a joke. Plus the line about having to wash a bra and asking who has the time to do that. I thought everyone had their bras and knickers washed everyday, more often if you’ve been to the gym, riding or running. If swoobies is a genuine product with a real market I wish you all the best in your enterprise. I never knew about boobs being an isolated area for perspiration; maybe it’s just not hot enough here.

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  12. Good luck, Hunter!


    Geez, HBB is Kardashian adjacent, cant she find her own niche? Ugh.

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  13. Does Barneys have a children's department?
    She's got the body of a child.

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  14. @Hunter

    Looks like the Swoobie is legit. I just signed up for free samples.

    Fingers crossed 🤞. At least this launch is all systems go 🚀, unlike the blind item subject.

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  15. Anonymous11:30 PM

    Too many palettes of colors that not even teenage girls will wear. Now even the "big name" drag queens are getting their own palettes. I do feel sorry for Jacklyn Hill though, it sounds like she tried to do everything right but everything just went horribly wrong for her. Let it be a lesson to all "influencers". Just because you are a social media star does not mean you can be a cosmetic tycoon. The early arrivers like Jeffrey Star and the built in names like Kylie have the lion's share of the market anyway. You're just competing for the leftovers.

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