Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Blind Item #4

Apparently if the A+ lister decides to come out, she can in no way mention the alliterate model who likes her new life.


29 comments:

  1. So no Kaylor? 💕😞

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  2. Anonymous7:40 AM

    I could watch a pair of beautiful Birkenstock wearing rug munchers scissor each other all day. In fact a frequently do. It’s 2019 ya’all fuck yea.

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  3. Yep, coming out has consequences for more people than just her. Sucks but it's true.

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  4. Cat lady loves her real estate deals too much than to ever risk disruption of the gravy train! Fuckin homo stuff is a passing phase

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  5. So does this mean she's lost her to the trappings of her new life? Or doesn't want to be dragged down into Taylors announcement?

    I thought they were still getting together on the sly.

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  6. She just trademarked her fucking felines yesterday! Bitch is not coming out of the closet ever in this lifetime

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  7. If Kloss is outed then that would out someone else which is not what his family paid her to do and there would be hell to pay.

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  8. @Brayson87,supposedly her in-laws are not that crazy about her anyway,so that would totally do her in. Isn't getting your cats trademarked almost coming out?

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  9. @Guesser, actually the scientific explanation is:

    https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2012/03/how-your-cat-is-making-you-crazy/308873/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis#%22Crazy_cat-lady_syndrome%22

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  10. Kloss took Kushner money because she lost Swift. Taylor is currently dating A list Hollywood women.

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  11. JK and KK — They could be bi or pansexual. They could be legit.

    Or one could speculate that JK must have a huge trust fund and needs to be married in order to keep accessing it?

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  12. Kushner parents hate Karlie but love Ivanka because they are Orthodox Jews and Karlie refused to convert. If his parents had their way, Karlie would be with Taylor. LOL

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  13. I think Taylor could be an outright lesbian, but, Karlie probably was just going through a phase. Karlie likes her life and likes the real D.

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  14. Taylor has been serial bearding this whole time! Taking a brief glance at all her past "lovers" - it makes sense... Jake G, Tom H... (I'm actually quite bummed about Tom).

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    1. Didnt cat lady get some real dick from calvin Harris? Maybe he turned her lesbo for good.

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  15. @TeeHee: Karlie converted. Why are people so hellbent on saying she didn’t?

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  16. @A. Claire: Don’t forget about Harry Styles.

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  17. Let's hope taylor comes out for good... Almost everyone knows this...
    Just be freeee and show us ur new gf if it isn't kar

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    1. Tay tay going gay just to stay relevant and some of the queers hate her over it

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  18. Taylor got her cats trademarked? Pfffft. That’s nothin! Some couple spent $25k to get their car Cinnabun cloned! Fur realz.

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    1. Damnit! They got their CAT cloned.

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    2. She can sell trinkets for her three cats now. .just wonderful

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  19. Poor taylor, that sucks. On a positive note she wrote a hoo banger of a gay pride anthem this summer. You go girl!

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  20. @longtimereader Karlie and Josh have been together for seven years. How do you know Karlie lost Taylor?

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  21. l used to read how Taylor Swift went out with men, broke up and wrote songs about them and l am truly shocked that she is a lesbian..l had absolutely no clue she was in the closet..

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