With no one wanting to have sex with the foreign born mogul/host in exchange for a job, this former A- list singer/frequent sex partner of the mogul has been asked back on a show run by the mogul. She will jump at it.
Oh please. Lots of people, men and women both, would have sex w cowell for the right price. I'd do it for a few mil and no show. Nicole I'd totally oblige for free ninety free
Obviously Simon's PR people didn't supply this one to the Entern because if they had, the line of women waiting to screw him would have been around his house two or three times.
@yep, That was a hypothetical yacht, "a boat is a hole in the water you throw money into", although I'd rent one for Nicole Scherzinger. You know she's got real skills, an old school pro. Not like these doe-eyed pillow princess IG tramps whose only signature move is getting sh!t on. No wonder the sheikhs look down on western women after all the millennial influencer dead lays they've had flopping around on deck. But Scherzinger would be worth making time for.
@Bray, I hope when you are laying on your death bed and the moments of your life flash before your eyes, one of those moments would be You and Nicole on a yacht, or a Sapceship, or in a Self driving car, whichever you prefer!
@yep, Nope, no life review, it's either a sense of gratitude and peace, or falling screaming through a pitch black bottomless abyss or just quick like a light switch, click, off.
Cowell is not attractive at all, but to say "no-one" else wanted to have sex with him? Come on! We have yachters screwing Steven Mnuchin in the final blind item today. He'll get laid, but Cowell won't?
If you're gonna' make stuff up, you gotta' make it believable!
Cowell/Scherzingwr?
ReplyDeleteYes, Tricia, she's returning to X Factor, as is Louis Walsh.
ReplyDelete👍TY!
DeleteYW :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure lots of people would have sex with him for a reality-show judging job.
ReplyDeleteCan't imagine any famewhore turning Cowell down.
ReplyDeleteProbably reeks thats why. Cigarettes and B.O.
ReplyDeleteOh please. Lots of people, men and women both, would have sex w cowell for the right price. I'd do it for a few mil and no show. Nicole I'd totally oblige for free ninety free
ReplyDelete@Snatch and Ladders.
ReplyDeleteSo Louie Walsh was getting rid by the high trousered megalomaniac? Not a surprise. Why's Scherthingy getting her jib back though?
I couldn’t imagine fucking Simon with his new teeth, they are so bad.
ReplyDeleteScherzinger is the only one I'd invite on my yacht, she's obviously got natural talent.
ReplyDeleteObviously Simon's PR people didn't supply this one to the Entern because if they had, the line of women waiting to screw him would have been around his house two or three times.
ReplyDelete@Brayson, congrats on getting a yacht! So its for personal purposes or you plan to give it out for rent too?
ReplyDelete@yep, That was a hypothetical yacht, "a boat is a hole in the water you throw money into", although I'd rent one for Nicole Scherzinger.
ReplyDeleteYou know she's got real skills, an old school pro. Not like these doe-eyed pillow princess IG tramps whose only signature move is getting sh!t on. No wonder the sheikhs look down on western women after all the millennial influencer dead lays they've had flopping around on deck. But Scherzinger would be worth making time for.
@Bray, I hope when you are laying on your death bed and the moments of your life flash before your eyes, one of those moments would be You and Nicole on a yacht, or a Sapceship, or in a Self driving car, whichever you prefer!
ReplyDelete@yep, Nope, no life review, it's either a sense of gratitude and peace, or falling screaming through a pitch black bottomless abyss or just quick like a light switch, click, off.
ReplyDeleteHmm, going out like a light switch, just over in a millisecond, does sound alluring!
ReplyDeleteHow many times could you listen to “ Dontcha wish your girlfriend looked hot like me?”, before you felt okay pushing her off the yacht?
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ReplyDeleteDrew, I’m afraid you might fall a bit short on yacht fees😂
ReplyDeleteLast year on this site Cowell was gay, and faking hetero relationships.
ReplyDeleteCowell is not attractive at all, but to say "no-one" else wanted to have sex with him? Come on! We have yachters screwing Steven Mnuchin in the final blind item today. He'll get laid, but Cowell won't?
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna' make stuff up, you gotta' make it believable!
Does that mean Louie had sex with him too? Now, that would be a sight for sore eyes lol
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