Blind Item #13
Think this celebrity CEO has thin skin? You would be right. If you own one of his products and complain, he can make your life miserable through all those little back doors. Speaking of back doors, apparently that is why he turns to the A- list actress. The one named singer doesn't enjoy that activity.
Musk /heard
ReplyDeleteGrimes no beuno
DeleteAnd Grimes
ReplyDeleteSo Enty you know for a fact Amber likes anal sex?
ReplyDeleteSeems like this went from moisturizers to blow dryers in five sentences.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing Musk, he does not like people questioning his questionable inventions.
She's not living up to her name.
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ReplyDeleteOn May 22 in a leaked email Musk was targeting 1000 Tesla model 3's a day. Today it came out that it was closer to 700. It can't look good to stock holders. And Who's leaking memos.
ReplyDeleteThis blog said he had a payout if production was up.
Are we talking about butt-sex?
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DeleteWe ain’t talking charades ,don’t think lol
DeleteBut it would be so great if we were talking charades. Imagine if THAT was his secret fetish and AH is just really good and into it.
DeleteToo bad Princess Diana's not around any longer. Maybe Meghan can fit him in sometime.
ReplyDeleteI have seen Grimes in person....I have no idea why anyone would want to fuck her...
ReplyDeleteamber is fucking hot. almost all het men like anal. deal.
Well this all escalated quickly.
ReplyDeleteBut now that's it out there, I'm wondering how many CDANers like butt love?
Jimbo: back in the day i got 2 thank yous after posting a beginners buttsecks tutorial. If 2 chicks here took the time to say thank you, probably 20 used the tips and tricks i posted.
DeleteThis backdoor blind is for count
ReplyDeleteEnty hooking me up after toughing through that PMB yesterday
DeleteHet male here.
ReplyDeleteAmber's hot. I'm not into anal, unless as a power move during times my girl's into being humiliated.
He likes to take dirt path..good for him..doing a little mud bogging ...
ReplyDelete@Jimbo - on tomorrow's "your turn"...
ReplyDeleteSo Amber Heard is the Golddigger Queen because she likes anal? That can't be all she's into.
ReplyDeleteWho is the one named singer?
ReplyDeleteThink Grimes @Heather Bee. They are a couple-sometimes? Can’t really figure that guy out but for sure he finances Ambers life to a degree and now we um-know why👀
Delete@Cheesegrater: She’s also into three-somes.
ReplyDeleteHeatherBee-- One named singer connected with celeb CEO (Musk) is Grimes
ReplyDeleteElon asked her
ReplyDeleteshe shook her head and said No
https://imgur.com/gallery/L0ohJnv
i don't like that Elon
why don't you go ass Amber instead
ask *
So Grimes and Amber, what about his ex wife then? He was photographed attending an event in England with her recently...busy man, and I guess indecisive lol
ReplyDelete@Jimbonius - thank you so much for asking, truly a gentleman.
ReplyDeleteMyself, I do not like the anal sex action. It feels like taking a giant backwards poop.
I do not like the idea of a poop shoving itself inside of my butt from outside my butt.
That is what anal sex feels like to me.
Thanks for that, you just show that you are trash as usual. Keep it classy. Maybe show some more stripper pics. Nobody believes you don't like anal after seeing your pic
Delete@hunter: put a vibe on your clit while having it done. I never seen a woman cum as hard and loud and like that. #assgasm
ReplyDeleteListen you little shit. I've already talked to you about your racist mouth. Fuck off you're 20, be respectful
DeleteHeard's farthole being on the table explains her ability to keep earning after 30. That cooter cant have much tread left on it.
ReplyDeleteWomen orgasm through clitoral and vaginal penetration, @Count Jerkula. Women don't have a prostate nor is it possible to have an "anal orgasm." The majority of women do not enjoy anal "sex." At best it's uncomfortable and boring. At worst it's exceptionally painful and can cause serious health issues. The anus is not designed (for lack of a better word) to be penetrated and the rectum does not act in the same way a vagina does (which was designed to be penetrated).
ReplyDeleteAnd, no, @notthisagain. Women shouldn't have to "deal." Sex is supposed to be a two way street. Not one.
Most men are sheep and are only into anal "sex" because of internet porn. You should really be asking yourselves why the porn industry has pushed a "sex" act onto men that deprives women of sexual pleasure as well as preventing pregnancy and why it is predominantly White males who are into anal "sex"...
Sounds to me like VikingSong is bitter she lost someone to a "slut" who gave up the butt. Why else be so triggered by what other people enjoy?
DeleteAnd if you think the only reason men are into it is because of porn or some latent homo BS, then you have obviously never experienced the head of your cock in a woman's anus while the shaft is enveloped in buttcrack as you grind away on her soft round glutes. It aint better than pussy, but it is unique and special.
P.S. any broad complaining about the pain should have to suffer through a recording of her own bitter, vindictive menstrual yappin. That pain is more intense and lasts longer.
"Mostly white males who are into anal sex" You are joking right? Have you heard of the middle east? Arab men are OBSESSED with anal sex and scat. I mean it's the number one requested thing for arabs... they like anal and they like to be shit on...
ReplyDeleteRead about any middle eastern royal and his sex slaves.
As far as Amber Heard... never forget she was with that SICK PEDOPHILE Johnny Depp... so obviously she is into children as well... I am sure THAT is what makes her popular... she diddles kids.
Arabs love anal because its not against the devil moon god religion
DeleteDon't tell me, Vikey, let me guess...something, something Trump...something Patriarchy? Ammarite?
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ReplyDeleteGuest: if yer anus isnt a sex organ then how come it is loaded w/ nerve endings and spasms when ya orgasm.
DeleteOh and you are a homophobe, because you are saying gays cant have sex. Good thing we arent in Canuckistan, you would be prosecuted for a hate speech.
Dear dumb short sellers. They are completing factory in china. Google it. Their production will be increasing very quickly. China will likely
ReplyDeleteBecome half their sales. China is 4x the US population. Obviously they are poised to greatly accelerate sales and remain the leader in EV cars.
Yeah, china 4x our population, but the average worker makes what, $23/month? Gonna sell boatloads of them cars. Can they haul a 4 generation family of 13?
ReplyDeleteI actually think that he was saying because women do not have a prostate it is not as pleasurable for women meaning men enjoy anal sex more for that reason. I have never done anal because you know, doody, but I do know some women who have liked it.
ReplyDeleteI have played with a lot of chicks buttholes and i only found one in the chamber once. I was just past the second knuckle on my middle finger when i felt it.
Deletehahah I am assuming you powered through? I think I am too OCD. I would be mortified if someone felt "one my chamber" during.
ReplyDeleteI would have. I mentioned it to the chick, and that was the end of fun time for the day :(
DeleteSerious question...the people that eat/smear/WHATVER with feces, how on Earth do they not get sick/pink eye? I mean REALLY sick, e coli, other bacterial nastiness? Between people being slobs, taking medication, hard drugs, having diseases, etc, I just don't get it. Especially EATING it. The smell alone makes me gag and I'm not a "gaggy" person, but eating it like it was a soft-served ice cream takes it to another level.
ReplyDeleteI have always wondered the same thing @BlissBoo. If people can get pink eye from farting on a pillow...wiping feces on the face/ munching on a butthole would definitely give rise to a disease. I just don't get people it appears.....haha. Especially since their are blinds about people loving scat in Hollyweird.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Marcia Cross recently say she got bowel cancer from HPV/ throat cancer from her husband tossing her salad? I mean people can have at it...but....ewww.
I will honestly never forget the Count Jerkula butt-love tutorial...it kept me entertained during a very long and boring family road trip through nowhereville. It may have even been back when there were no blinds on weekends sans the occasional gossip 911?
ReplyDeleteDena: it warms my heart to know i played a s.all part in helping you through such trying times.
DeleteOkay sooo... As much as it pains me to say it, count is right. Women do enjoy anal play. For certain I do not have a penis, but my experience has been that women absolutely do enjoy it and can have explosive orgasms with the one-two-(and sometimes three) combo.
ReplyDeleteThere's tons of nerve endings, all close in proximity to the clit and vagina, how could it not feel good?
Know your body. I mean, if you have to poop tell the person and wait for the next time. Draw a bath, engage in foreplay, oh! And just do fingers if weiners aren't your thing.
enjoy your bodies ladies! Vanilla is so.. vanilla
Agree, there has to be ALOT of other stuff going on for that to be good for a woman, and a big part of getting pleasure is in giving it, so there's that too.
ReplyDeleteViking song - You can't blame porn and say that is why most men have anal sex. Anal sex has been around since the dawn of time. There is a whole range of pottery from the Roman times depicting Anal. Pretty sure they weren't watching porn back then. It is just another sexual act enjoyed by the people Gay or straight who do it. Some people just gross out because they think its dirty. There are more germs on your kitchen sponge lol.
ReplyDeleteYour kitchen sponge (I use paper towels though LOL)....do not give you HPV/ Herpes or HIV... or pink eye....maybe diarrhea.... which wold not be good for anal. Say what you want but those who engage in anal have a higher chance of getting STDS. Have you seen the CDC facts on men who have sex with men? Again...enjoy it if you like it, free country, but, there is definite correlation with STDS and gay/anal sex. Yes...condoms and what not...but still not 100% effective and again stats don't lie.
ReplyDeleteAnd...Deena...so true. And, trust plays a huge factor as well....for women like me. LOL
Teehee: hepatitis is the only thing i worry about with analingus.
DeletePro tip: if a shower aint handy, only use a baby wipe if it needs freshening up back there. Antibacterial wipes will leave your tongue stinging and/or numb, for quite some time.
@TeeHee Ugh. Kitchen sponges. I’m a paper towels person too but I will absolutely throw peoples’ sponges in the microwave as long and often as it takes to come as close to sanitation as possible.
DeleteRegular trips through the dishwasher and thorough drying are a good option there too.
Or just buy a big box at the dollar store, use one when absolutely required for major scrubbing, and toss it.
Count: and that’s why we only use baby wipes on the dogs when they get into stuff and we can’t pop them straight into the bath.
And ladies, remember one important thing when it comes to yer seafood (both clam and starfish), if he aint man enough to eat it, he aint man enough to fuck it.
ReplyDeleteMassaging the turd cutter with a soft wet tongue is the best way to relax the muscles. Mama deer doesnt spit on a hoof and ram it in a fawn to get it to poop, it rims the lil critter until the sphincter loosens and dookie fall out.
@count First time I winced in this whole thread was your “mama deer doesn’t spit in a hoof and ram it in.” Well done, both with the horrifying analogy and biological truefacts.
Delete@Rosie is also 100 correct. Wife and half of fandom confirm it.*
Best I’ve got here (aside from a lotta gay men in my many circles of friends who have no filter and a wife who’s the early time traveling reincarnation of Dr. Ruth) is that when rearing kittens who have been prematurely separated from mom, teaching them to poop is part of the deal and it does indeed involve gentle butt massage and base of tail wiggles. But I will also add that it’s not fun for either party and they will bitch and complain more often than anything else, at least until it’s all out. Mama cats deserve tiny medals. But overall, more or less the same areas that get your average adult human in the mood for more than a finger up there.
One of those times it’s fascinating to be a member of the enormous brethren*** of mammals.
*You want comprehensive buttsecks (and other beyond-vanilla deets), check in with the 20% of slash fandom who take their research crazy seriously. Minotaur’s guide is still a available and oft visited for well documented Reasons.**
**Granted, Count is more amusing and ALMOST as informative.
***and sisteren and otheren, o’course.
Whew, the Count is back.
ReplyDeleteI had no intention of responding to this blind, but since it’s ongoing, I thought I’d give my opinion: 1)Never do it with someone that you don’t know/and/or trust 2) always use a lubricant and a condom 3) Lay on your side, aka, spooning; I’m not gonna explain further than that but I guess I should (no doggy position). 4) relax and enjoy.
ReplyDeleteAquagirl: spooning anal is on my bucket list. So is preggo anal, but that isnt likely to happen
DeleteI left out one part. If it’s summertime and you’re covered in sand and SPF lotion and just climb into bed with maybe some white wine...all the better.
ReplyDeleteThe first "back door" in question refers to the MULTIPLE cameras mounted on and in a Tesla and using a software hack to access the video feeds without the customer's knowledge.
ReplyDelete@ hunter
ReplyDeleteYou're not doing it right
Use lots and lots , lots of lube and tell him to move his cock clockwise
That will create an earthquake for your vagina
you'll get an orgasm like nothing you've ever felt
@Unknown, who are you talking to? So confusing with two Unknowns. Please change your name for Heaven's sake. It would make it a lot easier for us to know who you're talking to. Thanks.
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