Tuesday, June 25, 2019

Blind Item #12

This foreign born online celebrity/professional gambler was trying to blackmail this oligarch who also has slept with the celebrity Russian spy/wannabe actress. Anyway, the celebrity/gambler knew about the oligarch and a recent threesome with two current members of that British reality show that will make its debut here in the States soon. Apparently the celebrity/gambler was going to tell the wife of the oligarch who she used to go to school with. A couple hours later, the celebrity/gambler was dead.


12 comments:

  1. Martin Jacobson for the gambler if he's male and Love Island hos for the girls??

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  2. Lilya Novikova, electrocuted in bath.

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  3. Who is the oligarch?

    Please be Roman Abramovich, please be Roman Abramovich.....

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  4. I'm going to need string and a bulletin board to map this out, detective style. That made my head hurt.

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  5. Fred got the gambler.

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  6. I think it's Col. Mustard in the library with a knife.

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  7. I knew from the first sentence how this would end. Russian oligarch? Makes about as much sense as blackmailing Batman.

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  8. Abromovich, that red haired Russian broad and...?
    I have no idea.

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  10. Kenny Rogers was killed by a Russian?! 😱

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