Blind Item #12
I suppose the good news is this former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is that he didn't do the inspections himself, but he was present. In the room each year when he had a doctor verify his daughters were all still virgins.
Sylvester Stallone?
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson
DeleteMel Gibson has a 39 year old..... and a 9yearbokd daughter.
DeleteI’m should hope he’s not worried about the 9 year old🤷♀️
Most dads nowadays just assume they're not.
ReplyDeleteGirls are such trollops nowadays. They used to have good role models like June Cleaver, Mrs. Brady and Gidget. Now they worship whores.
Delete@Jerkula: Is the cul-de-sac of the future seriously gonna hear echoes of “put some damn clothes on, you trollops!”? I am al-most disappointed in you.
DeleteAnd anyway, Gidget didn’t have it coming by parading around in all those bikinis with all those boys around, leading them on all the time? And Mrs. Brady should have respected her dead husband’s memory by dedicating her life to their daughters, not bringing another man and BOYS into the house. As for June Cleaver, clearly on a heavy dose of Mother’s Little Helper from doc. Nobody is that naturally cheerful. Nobody.
Now, Liz Taylor, that nice Garland girl, and Marilyn Monroe, those were some quality role models. Nothing at all like those immoral harlots of the 20s and 30s like Mae West and that banana-wearing Baker woman.
Amen, @Count Jerkula. The way people allow their kids to worship trash like the Kardashians is unbelievable.
DeleteLegs on a spring-hinge that fly open for anyone equals skank. No guy wants what he barely has to exert any effort for. Sexist, maybe, but it's been true for so long no SJW can click their round heels and make it go away!
DeleteNo sex on the first date for you
DeleteI can see him doing that
ReplyDeleteoMG. that bastard. thats some 3rd world shit
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ReplyDeleteWow is the Hippocratic oath not valid when it comes to parents? I believe his daughters are over 18 or at least 2 of the 3 are.
ReplyDeleteIt could always be worse, as in he could have auctioned off their virginity to the highest bidder!
ReplyDeleteBen Affleck
ReplyDeleteJackie Chan? He won an oscar and seems like he was an awful father.
ReplyDelete@Montana: This blind is written as though it’s in the past tense.
ReplyDeleteDid the doctor explain that hymens can be torn by a strong sneeze or a strenuous physical activity that is not sex?
ReplyDelete@Todd: That’s what happened to me. Horseback riding.
ReplyDeleteI feel like this is Stallone, lol.
ReplyDeleteAre you fucking kidding me?
ReplyDeleteHymens can rip due to physical exercise or many other situations and WAY before puberty even hits. THERE IS NO PHYSICAL WAY TO SEE IF A GIRL IS A VIRGIN, IDIOTS.
This blind is infuriating. It’s like even physiology is too complicated for these dumb men. Whoever the dad is, I hope he dies soon, and in a painful way.
I SOOOOO AGREE!!
DeleteI guess he didn't care about the loophole. Must have been more worried about teen pregnancy.
ReplyDeleteBrayson: i'm sure he has the Dr check for damaged anuses.
DeleteBen Kingsley? Omar Sharif?
ReplyDeleteGod, this is not Stallone. What a horrible guess.
ReplyDeleteIt is fuckin chan
Stallone did porn early in his career and is not a conservative freak. This is chan all. the way
Jackie Chan Has 1 son 1daughter.
DeleteSo basically, Chan only has 1 daughter.....
Checking a girls virginity isnt really an italian catholic kind of thing to do, thouugh
ReplyDeleteSly doesn't seem the type, tbh, he seems more like he would spoil his daughters.
Hey Todd, let me guess, your daughter told you that? Sorry bud, she's a lying whore like Aquagirl!
ReplyDelete@unknown also sly's mom was a professional psychic, the entire family is pretty liberal
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson
ReplyDeleteAu contraire Gauloise, back in the day he used to smack gummy bears out of his wife's hand to make sure she stayed skinny
ReplyDeleteDid they give Academy Awards in the 1500s, bc this is some atrociously inappropriate and archaic nonsense. If he were just concerned about teen pregnancy, a good talk and birth control would probably be more effective. If the doctor came back wuth the wrong info, pregnancy could already be a risk. This vibes of fear and intimidation tactics to his babies innocent. And, ewww.
ReplyDelete@Hunter, that's an aesthetic thing, though. Also to his wife, not his daughters.
ReplyDeleteYou can be superficial about looks and still pretty liberal about life in general. That entire family were super look-focussed, so that's no surprise.
June Cleaver, Mrs. Brady and Gidget are fictional characters written by men, and living up to them is impossible, even for the women who played them.
ReplyDeleteBut don't let that fact stop your rant about us being whores now, I guess?
"Living up to them is impossible."
DeleteLol, found the ho. 😄
Imagine actually thinking that.
So yer saying men are the only ones who chose to portray women in a good light, instead of them being worthless unless they are catching jizz & bleeding out rubes, like the Kztrash klan
DeleteShit emoji in your mouth.
DeleteI can assure you that no one ever smacked a gummy bear out of Jennifer Flavin's hand, nor would she have allowed a "virginity inspection" with or without someone else's presence.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Arnold?
ReplyDeleteCould this be someone who has a stake in presenting as the perfect father of a perfect family? Should we be looking further back into the 50s or 60s?
ReplyDeleteAnd is @AJ just a troll out for misogynistic jollies or what? He wasn’t around last time I was a regular here.
And I hate myself for giving in to the black humor this but I think we can safely eliminate Ryan O’Neill from suspicion for once.
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ReplyDeleteIt's amusing how women capable of maintaining sexual relationships with men trigger "males" who can't get women..
ReplyDeleteThis is not SS, whether it's meant to, or not.
ReplyDelete@unknown. Then Jackie Chan is a huge hypocrite.
ReplyDeleteI like the Mel Gibson guesses. Before that arrest video & everything else, Mel Gibson tried to present himself as super religious and he has a ton of kids. Didn't he build a chapel in his back yard or something like that?
ReplyDeleteI like the Mel Gibson guess.
ReplyDeleteAlso, side note, as others have pointed out, you can break your hymen from nonsexual activities. Definitely, TMI, but I did so for any girls reading this and worried over this, do not be. :)
It true, this guy is a disgusting pig who should be publicly castrated, much like many of the 'men' here. Enty too, whether it's true or not, for being low enough to cater to misogynists like this.
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ReplyDelete@Akbar: Go fuck yourself. Why would I lie about horseback riding?
ReplyDeleteGene Hackman is a retired former A+ actor with two daughters.
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson is former A+ with two daughters.
Found those with 5 mins searching, lots more I'm sure.
@ Count: Brownie points for using the word “trollop”!
ReplyDeleteMel Gibson is a total quasi-pious whack job, so I’ll go with him.
Good to see you Mango.
DeleteJackie Chan doing this would imply (in admittedly a very weird way) that he gives even the faintest of shit about his kids, which he clearly does not.
ReplyDeleteSidney Poitier. Has 6 daughters.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Stallone is a Republican.
ReplyDeleteCould this be Brad Pitt worried that Angie is pimpin put the childrens?
ReplyDeleteSeems a little fur out.
ReplyDeleteLifehack is anal
ReplyDeleteNot buying it. There is no real effective way to tell if someone is still a virgin or not. This is absurd.
ReplyDeleteNummi: If they wince when ya slide a pinky in em, they close enough to virgins.
DeleteStallone is neither Catholic nor Italian. He's a yid. Okay, his old man has some dago in him but his old lady Lebofish got herself a shegetz. There's no other way to e'splain SS's career.
ReplyDelete@ Rosemary Young
ReplyDeleteThey call me Mister Dibs !!!!!!!!!!!
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Dibs : to claim, exclusive rights
example - i have dibs on that piece of cake.
Definition of Dibs by Merriam-Webster
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dibs
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ReplyDeleteWhoever this is, its horrific. And there is a serious history of sexual sickness in that family. He was abused as well. Clearly no excuse.
ReplyDeleteHow dare a father take interest in his daughters' physical, mental and sexual health. He deserves to be outted and ridiculed.
ReplyDeleteE: This mentality is a big reason behind violence against women. Pathetic that you and Mr. Thot above care more about what men want sexually in this situation than about girls being abused and violated. You bible-thumpers belong with the taliban.
ReplyDeleteI always preferred 'maidenhead' to hymen. Hymen is a bookie in Ocean City, NJ.
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