Thursday, May 02, 2019

Your Turn

If you could ask Taylor Swift one question, what would it be?

47 comments:

  1. I never should have invested in an origami factory.

    Last week, it folded.

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  2. " Can you take a break?"

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  3. Why don't you just shut up?

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  4. How sweet is Karlies sweet spot?

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  5. When are you going to come out?

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  6. So. Hiddlesconda. Truth or fiction?

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  7. Why did you wear that hideous dress last night?

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  8. How many pairs of dungarees do you own?

    or

    What does carpet taste like?

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  9. Why don't you get your overbite fixed?

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    1. How does an adult do that?? Heard it was really hard and you basically have to do it as a kid

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  10. Were you born a male?

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  11. Why don't you just make like a tree and leaf?

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  12. Are you the 1st artificial human clone made into a celebrity?

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  13. Could I please have a measly two million dollars?

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  14. When will you stop being fake as fuck?

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  15. Would you mind going away forever?

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  16. Or, you have money. Why don't you get that nose fixed?

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  17. When will you be brave enough to come out?

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  18. I like the way you think, @ zebra

    Speaking of such, just come out of the closet. All your misandry is getting old - just like you.

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  19. Didn't you used to be Napoleon Dynamite?

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  20. Why did you let Max Martin ruin your career

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  21. Why dont you just... stop?

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  22. Is Karlie the pitcher or the catcher or do you both trade?

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    1. Ok...one more time for the people in the back:
      PITCHER/ CATCHER IS A GAY MALE THING

      there is none or this in lesbianism.
      Let me help you with the catchphrase you're so looking for:
      Scissoring
      Scissor sisters
      Scissor fight

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  23. @Rosie, Give Drew a break, after all top/bottom can apply to everybody. Also with a strap-on it could be a pitcher/catcher situation.

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  24. What did Katy Perry whisper to you at award shows that was so mean? Can you understand why many ppl see you as petty?

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  25. What are you famous for?

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  26. Can I have your cookie recipe?

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  27. Have you been tested for toxoplasmosis?

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  28. Why do you work so hard to hide your belly button?

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  29. and you are.....?

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  30. Chicken or fish?

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  31. Can you write some better lyrics and music?

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  32. Who the eff do you think you are? Have you really bought into this shit?

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  33. My question was already asked by some others (were you born male)... so I will have to ask: Do YOU think you have talent or are you laughing like crazy at the idiots who spend money on your shows and songs?

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  34. Can I be the inspiration for a bitter song on your next album?

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  35. Did you really fart at the VMAs? 😂😂😂

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  36. Hey, Raving Badger, if you had a look any tranny would die for, "wrote" songs about dysfunctional pathologies as a favored state of mind and lip synched your way through a runway model walk passing for a concert- and were blood related to some of the most wealthy and powerful people on earth- then, yes, you would be "winning" more than us actual human beings who don't get the world handed to us. And good on her to get $$ from tone deaf rich assholes to give to even richer tone deaf assholes.

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  37. Username checks out.

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  38. Why do continue to wear read lipstick when it washes you out?

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  39. How much could the public pull together to make you go away FOR GOOD?!!!

    I abhor and her fake shit!!!

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  40. will you please stop making music

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