Friday, May 31, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #1

May 21, 2019

This barely there celebrity offspring of a very much in trouble alliterate actress only wants to return to the place she left voluntarily because someone pitched a show starring her which would follow along with her, but only if she is allowed to return to the place she never wanted to be in the first place.

Olivia Jade/Lori Loughlin

14 comments:

  1. Shouldn’t she be worried about going to jail?

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  2. Not hard figuring out why these dipshits had to buy their way into college

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  3. "Coming to the stage is Olivia Jade. You might have heard she's highfalutin but tonight she is ready to get down!" -Strip club DJ

    Parents, don't give your daughters stripper names. 🚫✋

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  4. Ugh, once a reality star is born they're with us forever. Like herpes!

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  5. Brayson-- ROTFL! 😂 That intro is the best!

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  6. Anonymous9:07 AM

    I see OJ on next year's yachting circuit. It's really her only talent.

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  7. I hope she liveblogs her mom's trial on Instagram and sits in the courtroom wearing an ironic t-shirt which says I'M HOT DON'T CARE.

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  8. @J, It is every teenage daughter's fantasy at some point to see their mother behind bars. Not just teen daughters actually.

    Thanks HushHush & Vita!

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  9. Anonymous10:13 AM

    These two idiots are in US Weekly today “we didn’t know it was wrong”. I swear California has the most flakes. Just like Zappa said.

    Flakes! Flakes!
    Flakes! Flakes!
    They don't do no good
    They never be workin'
    When they oughta should
    They waste your time
    They're wastin' mine
    California's got the most of them
    Boy, they got a host of them

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  10. I’m so tired of these talentless little fucks being “influencers”, “models” etc. and fuck the parents for doing such a godawful job in bringing them up.

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  11. "This barely there celebrity offspring of a very much in trouble alliterate actress only wants to return to the place she left voluntarily because someone pitched a show starring her which would follow along with her, but only if she is allowed to return to the place she never wanted to be in the first place."
    Diagram that sentence, I dare you.

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