Blind Item #9
The spy didn't know if the female was a reporter or model, but did know that the married former A+ list athlete turned management was exploring the fame's throat with his tongue.
Posted by ent lawyer at 10:45 AM
Labels: blind item
Derek Jeter?
ReplyDeleteJeter?
ReplyDelete+1 or Michael Jordan
ReplyDeleteJordan is permanent A+
ReplyDeleteSo is Jeter so there's that.
ReplyDeleteIs Joey Chestnut married?
ReplyDeletei just don't think MJ would do anything like that publicly. not saying he's never cheated but it's not like he was ever open about it like Jeter and/or ARod, etc.
ReplyDeleteMJ has always been open about it when visiting Chapel Hill.
DeleteMaybe she had something, like a nut, stuck in her throat and the guy was trying to get it out! Context matters people!
ReplyDeletelol @ yepthatsme
ReplyDeleteright?!
Yep-- Totally! Perhaps it was Tonsil Check Night at the ol' ballpark?
ReplyDeleteNow she’s googling “can herpes be transmitted through saliva” someone check the herp alert app
ReplyDeleteLike on the inside or the outside? Guess there's worse things he could have been exploring with.
ReplyDeleteLol! you'll are on fire today!
ReplyDeleteCome the fuck on now. Michael Jordan will die an A+++ athlete. As well he should. This cannot be about him unless Enty is just way out of touch.
ReplyDeleteIf you have a major company still using your silhouette all over their shoes and clothes, if famous people, including other pro athletes wear said stuff, if kids still beg parents for the new “air Jordan’s”, and it is 20+ years since he retired, !icharl Jordan is permanent A+++++.i would say greater than Tom Brady, up there on a pedestal with Tiger Woods.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely Teachermom, I did not even take into account his merchandising. Air Jordans to this day are everything as far as demand. Market value has never really decreased. I beg to differ on the Tiger pedestal. While Mike and Tiger made Nike, my money will go for something Tom Brady is hawking. Michael doesn't even need to hawk but I still would buy his Nike item before Tiger's.
ReplyDeleteIs exploring the fame's throat a metaphor for something that I missed? Like the tail wagging the dog?
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