Apparently back in the day, this permanent A list mostly movie actor all of you know made his actress wife all of you know have her tubes tied so she could never have any other children. It was supposed to give a special aura to the child they had together.
Tom Cruise Katie Holmes?
ReplyDeleteTom Cruise/Holmes?
ReplyDeleteWhy didn't he get snipped?
ReplyDeleteLawdyyy you should take a survey of ten random men.
Deleteat least half you'd think they were getting their entire weiner cut off. A few, it just threatens their masculinity. Tom most certainly is in the latter. Although him having actual sex w any human, male or female, seems improbable
For the kid he now shuns!! Plus Conner is his Twin!!!
Deletebut its chris klein's baby ;)
ReplyDeleteI highly doubt this. Considering all that Katie had on him and Scientology to get out of that marriage with her daughter, I don't think she would be so stupid to do this. Katie walked away with everything, probably promising she wouldn't breath a word about Tom and Scientology. Girl's not stupid. I would really love to know what she blackmailed them with.
ReplyDeleteIs suri "back in the day" I always think of that as being before 2000...but maybe I am getting old :/
ReplyDeleteGauloise- same. To me, "Back In The Day" is pre-1990.
ReplyDeleteThis could be what she has on him. Got her to agree to the procedure while she was still under the effects of pain medicine from delivering Suri
ReplyDeleteThats high level conspiracy and I have nothing to back it up, but I'd buy it.
ReplyDeleteKindness blind.
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ReplyDeleteWill and Jada?
ReplyDeleteHe “made her” do it?
ReplyDeleteThese Hollywood fools are really “role models.” How many of you would allow your spouse to “make” you do something that serious. What a bunch of infants.
Yes, Bobby, he made her do it.
ReplyDeleteOf course "made her do it" means "persuaded her to do it."
Which is paradoxically a problem, because she's a strong empowered woman with a mind of her own.
Rosie-- LOL! My BIL and a couple others I know won't even get their dogs neutered!! Smh!
ReplyDeleteI hadn't thought of this being TC and Katie, but if not Jennifer Grant, or another older guess, they really fit better than anyone. Based upon rumors of his infertility/difficulty in conceiving in prior relationships, however suri was conceived was medically lucky, and not something that could easily occur again. Having her get tubes tied seems a bizarre power play, attempt to ensure the significance of this one child, should the mother ever leave him.
If them, the baby was born, and this procedure was most likely done before the wedding, when they were still in the bliss stage. I could indeed see this being a bargaining chip that helped to leverage that divorce with custody.
If this is true, their story just gets more epic!
Is Tom ever referred to as "mostly movie actor"? Did he do any TV?
ReplyDeleteFuck that! Get a vasectomy, dickhead! Or don’t have sex. She’s an idiot for doing it, whoever she is.
ReplyDeleteFarrah fawcett and douche McNeal
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ReplyDeleteI can't speak for Hollywood celebrities, but plenty of wives have been made to do things by their husbands, @J. Particularly in the third world. Once again your ignorance rears its ugly head..
ReplyDeleteSome men bully their wives out of jobs in order to financially control them and isolate them from their family and friends therefore leaving the wife with no means of escape and no choice but to obey their husbands' demands. You don't experience life as a woman or a mother. Just because you don't experience controlling or abusive behaviour from a spouse doesn't mean it doesn't exist..
Hey, how about women stop acting like they know what life is like for a man and a father? Maybe both sexes should just speak for what they personally experience? And also, maybe other women could just speak for themselves and not “all women”? Because other women damn sure don’t speak for me or on my behalf.
DeleteJust a polite suggestion.
Viking Song, I haven't had the impression that Katie Holmes was living a meager third-world existence. Once again your sensitivity and common sense overawe.
ReplyDeleteHow is your husband's endogenous endowment? Since you can't coax it out of hiding, maybe you should call in a specialist... one of Harvey's accusers perhaps?
Courteney Cox and David Arquette?
ReplyDeleteSo we're looking for a permanent A list mostly movie who had an actress wife at some point that only had one child? That's probably a really long list.
ReplyDeleteEw. J, this is the third time in two days where you're asking about Viking songs husband's endowment.
ReplyDeleteIs this something you think about a lot?
Rosie, seriously, why do you spend time interacting with me while ignoring your desperate kid?
ReplyDeleteAs for Viking Song, it's really something to see someone like you, a shameless player of the race card, taking the side of someone who thinks nonwhite people are lesser beings.
Please, how about you just ignore me and I ignore you? If I look out my window at work, I can pick out dogshit on the sidewalk. But I like it better when I just look past it and see nice trees and buildings. I'd like to operate the same way with you.
πππ» Wouldn’t this site be a better place if people could just ignore commenters they don’t like or agree with? I know it isn’t hard for me to do it. Maybe this is a problem of “strong and empowered” people?
Delete“I hate you and your comments but I simply MUST reply to you constantly!” Like WTF?
@Vita the Cary Grant / Dyan Canon is a great guess
ReplyDelete@Postcards Oneal is also a good guess, it fits his ego, but I dont want to believe he is perm A list, please no, lol
No way is it Courtney Cox and David Arquette. They struggled for a long time to conceive Coco.
ReplyDeleteThe only way I can see a woman going for this willingly (or any doctor) is if the pregnancy was a risky one to begin with and any future pregnancies would but the mother (and baby) at serious risk. In that case, then I can see this being less of a power play and more of a health concern that they "spun" to be this "aura" BS instead of flat out saying that the mom is at a high risk to carry future pregnancies safely. In that case, that's the only way I could see it working for Courtney Cox and David Arquette (and maybe many others).
Put the mother*
ReplyDeleteSuri is the spitting image of Tom. If you think she's not his, you need to have your eyes checked. How she was conceived is another question...
ReplyDeleteGauloise--thanks, but i was just responding to someone else's guess of Cary/Dyan, but he/she deleted the commentπ¦ i believe Jennifer was born during late 60's, so aura talk might have been trendy.
ReplyDeleteElvis/Priscilla would be an interesting pair, if you ignore the fact that singer isnt in the clues, and I dont think she started to act until long after divorce. Details, schmetails!π€
Trufflepig....sure sure does look a lot like tom's cousin π€
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ReplyDeleteSuri looks exactly like Tommy Davis from the Scientology clan.
ReplyDeleteOh the irony of Astra complaining about other commenters while telling us to ignore other commenters. Why don't you take your own advice, babe?
ReplyDelete@J & @Astra
ReplyDeleteDon't ever leave here. I come to this site to read your stuff more than the actual blind.
Trying not to choke while reading your comments in my lunch break. So funny.