Thursday, May 23, 2019

Blind Item #4

This A- list rapper has a huge hit on his hands even though he wasn't prepared for it to be a hit yet. All seems rosy on the outside, but his ex just renewed an order for another three years because she still fears for her life. He has not been able to see the child/ren he has with her because of it. It is also why he got fired off that hit network show that has one season left.

49 comments:

  1. Christ, people could be just making up names for all I know (or care).


    Do I'm gonna say L'il Cheesedick.

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  2. So not Do, for fucks sake.

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  3. Rappers provide ethical guidance for us all. Bless them.

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  4. I wanna play, Vic! How about 24k PorkChop?

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  5. Vic, wasn't it A$AP Jussie Fauxlette?

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  6. The best one was ASAP Yams. But he’s dead now

    🍠😵

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  7. 😂. Sounds reasonable!

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  8. Li’l Tuggy Wang Thang

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  9. FIRST TIME COMMENT the hit network show is either empire (1 season) or Power (1 season left) which is produced by 50 cent. 50s character finally died off last season.

    I'm not sure what the hit is gonna see what the singles are.

    another hip hop show is Atlanta (childish gambino) he has a kid

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  10. xzibit got killed off in empire but a season ago, has a new song out

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  11. Following this because I love the names you're throwing out there. I'm at work now but maybe tonight after I have a toke I'll think of some and post them.

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  12. Are you the real flowering financial institution??

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  13. King Money FranknBeenz

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    1. This is my favorite one.

      Yo yo yo, 2 Lampz is in da house!!!

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  15. u can definitely tell white people run this site

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    1. Omgz not those awful white people!!!!

      Go to Media Take Out and say something similar, in a sneering and derogatory manner, let’s see how well it’s received. Oh wait you’d never fucking dare.

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  16. Those white people and their jokes. Pathetic.

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  17. Niggy Niggy bo Biggie
    banana fanna fo figgie
    fee fi mo miggy
    Niiiiiiiggggggy!!!

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  18. White people are insensitive to cartoonish names, they're raised to find them funny, not to be taken seriously, like a cartoon.

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  19. Black people can make fun of white people but not the other way around. Sounds fair
    I'll go with:
    Lil O Nugget

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  20. Right on cue. the human shitstain that is SubstanceD to prove to everyone why it isn't funny to encourage the hilarious mocking of other cultures.
    This played out exactly as planned.
    Congratulations cdan

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  21. Rosie, understand that with a prostate gland as old as mine, when I masturbate while reading your comments, its on doctor's orders. Oh, and Miggy Markle fans, remember even a little bit nigger means all nigger. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH......YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....damn that was good one....

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  22. The amount of pigment in my skin has nothing to do with my sense of humor. In addition to finding rap names humorous, I also laugh every time a cat falls into an aquarium, or a baby tastes a lemon for the first time. Sometimes sh*t is just funny.

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  23. How about DEEZ NUTS?

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  24. Remember, it’s only ok to mock and insult white people!

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  25. Lil Nas X is only 20, Id hope this isnt him

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  26. Here,s some silly rap names: G- Eazy, Machine Gun Kelly, Li’l Dicky. They are all white rappers with cartoonish names. Still funny.

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  27. Flashy Vic ... LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  28. lmao who the fuck suggested tyler the creator. He's gay and has no kids nor is violent

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  29. No one cares. And yes one person guessing a million different people all the time is super fucking annoying.

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    1. I’m so sorry that nobody can live up to your commenting expectations. Please enlighten us on how we all comment in a manner that will make you happy!

      Oh wait nobody gives a shit 😂 you’ve got that right at least.

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  30. I'm surprised no rapper came up with some sort of filet mignon reference.

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  31. Tyler the Creator is great, I don’t know what he does musically and don’t care. But his internet bullying tweets are the best things ever.

    Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

    And

    If You Get Cyber Bullied, You're A Faggot And Deserve It. Your Stupid Ass Stayed On The Computer And Cried All Night Haha FAG

    Words of wisdom that many commenters here could learn a lot from 🤔





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  32. No rapper should ever be A+ or whatever on this site.

    All rappers should be at the bottom of the pile.

    Start with D- and work the way up.

    All rappers are D- or maybe C- at best.

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