Much like if Jennifer Aniston cradled her stomach, this A list singer/sometime actress knows if she does something specific, she can trigger an avalanche of articles and social media posts about whether she is dating a former co-star.
Give it a rest Krab. I use that line too. Am I supposed to have my black blood screaming RAYCISSSSSST at my white blood? You would have flipped the fuck out when my crazy ass girl Melissa would scream out in the clubs ‘Ise nigra!’ trying to embarrass the shit out of us.’.
Weekittylass and guesser: thanks for the genuine chuckles. Love the "I's nigra!" That was the "polite" way to call a Black person in the early 60s South. I hated it - it made me cringe. Just like MJ did the moonwalk, the IVF miracle that Meghan allegedly spawned can be called moonbump.
Elphin, she was obsessed with the miniseries Queen, Alex Haley’s follow-up to Roots. Both of our mothers could ‘pass’. My mother had the mix of Latino blood and she and her mother were ‘paper bag’
Lady Gaga
ReplyDeleteAnd Bradley Cooper🙄
ReplyDeleteSparkles had a boy pillow
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Gaga is bringing Bradley to the Met gala?
ReplyDeleteLol unknown a boy pillow :)
so....just for clarity
ReplyDeleteyou AREN'T saying that Jennifer Anniston is pregnant at 50?
JUST KIDDING
Enty scrambles to find a new Meghan blind😎
ReplyDeleteHe must have hit the snooze button
DeleteYuck.
ReplyDeleteLikewise
DeleteWhat is the gesture for Gaga/bcoops? A severe head tilt with batting lashes? Throwing her head back releasing a primal yodel?
ReplyDeleteAny predictions for the name for Baby Sussex?
ReplyDeleteLike MJ's kid was knick named Blanket, this kid will be known as Pillow.
DeleteJames or Augustus
ReplyDeleteVita - Mealticket.
ReplyDeleteShakey--LOL!😂
ReplyDeleteNOT ANOTHER GAGA/COOPER BLIND!!
ReplyDeleteWalks bandy legged = Dating the Hammaconda.
ReplyDeleteDoria don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies!
ReplyDelete>Doria don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies!
ReplyDeleteBUT OH WE'RE NOT RACIST
James is my guess also
ReplyDeleteGaga recently wore "B" earrings to some shindig. The only "B" in the world is Bradley, don'cha know.
ReplyDeleteI also cradle my stomach, and I am a guy. But only when I have a food baby in there!
ReplyDeleteGive it a rest Krab. I use that line too. Am I supposed to have my black blood screaming RAYCISSSSSST at my white blood? You would have flipped the fuck out when my crazy ass girl Melissa would scream out in the clubs ‘Ise nigra!’ trying to embarrass the shit out of us.’.
ReplyDeleteZebra Seasoning -- good guess! She might as well be sending out planes with banners!
ReplyDeleteWeekittylass and guesser: thanks for the genuine chuckles. Love the "I's nigra!" That was the "polite" way to call a Black person in the early 60s South. I hated it - it made me cringe. Just like MJ did the moonwalk, the IVF miracle that Meghan allegedly spawned can be called moonbump.
ReplyDeleteElphin, she was obsessed with the miniseries Queen, Alex Haley’s follow-up to Roots. Both of our mothers could ‘pass’. My mother had the mix of Latino blood and she and her mother were ‘paper bag’
ReplyDeleteHow about Dick Sussex?
ReplyDeleteThe best thing about Fake J is how totally effectively it discourages me.
ReplyDeleteI knew the comments would be hot tonight!
ReplyDeleteGaga got lucky as shit with her comeback these last 2-3 years, I didn't think it was gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteWon't last if she doesn't stay off the bad shit, whatever that is for her.
Thank you @Wekittylass. It was funny. Sometimes a joke can just be a joke.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've always wanted to tell you that for the longest time, I thought your name was Wee Titty Lass. It took me forever to read it correctly. 😂
Yes, I have some suggestions, in case PH & MM are clueless:
ReplyDeleteHarry Sussex
Wackett Sussex (very British name)
Pennis Sussex (very British name) pronounced PEN is
Dick Sussex (very British version of Richard)
Signed,
The Hilarious J
(not the Pedantic Humorless Bitch J)
Is the gesture her gazing at him lovingly? Because I think it's weird as hell when she does that lol
ReplyDeleteI am a racist. I've slept with every race but nigras. Sorry, Shawty, you just don't do it for me. (Great sighs of relief throughout the Nigroverse...)
ReplyDeleteThey should name the baby LeRoi. Which means “the king” in French. And dress him in all corduroy, which means “cloth of the king” in French.
ReplyDeleteVery Nice And Interesting Post, thank you for sharing
ReplyDeleteFamous Positive Quotes
Excellence Quotes - Wiki Dragons
Train Hard Quotes - Decent Images
Future Quotes - Anuj Somany
Super Successful Quotes
Good Exam Quotes - Quotes Words