For sure this is Ellen. Her show is so passe now .. very few minutes of guest talk .. stupid games and pranks .. anyone notice she does not dance in the audience anymore either? Too close to the little people.
Thank the Lord she isn't dancing any longer. I had to look away, omg the shame. Those are total lezzie dance moves tho lol Like watching a backyardigan dancing. Gah!
Speaking of guest hosts, WTF is up with Drunk History? I get that Derek Waters is probably a little tired of it, but nobody beats his semi-serious demeanor while getting drunks to belt out a story. Sometimes the guest hosts seem more drunk than the narrators.
I've been living in the US for ten years and I still cannot understand the appeal of Ellen. They play her stupid show at the gym during lunch hours and even without sound, the subtitles and her stupid little cringe-worthy dancing makes me want to rip out my eyes and peel off my skin.
My guess would be Fallon. The Tonight Show has a history of frequent guest hosts so not that much of a break with precendent and it also would give Jimmy a way to schedule his booze and cocaine binges.
Guesser-- hearing of this new contract for Ellen reminded me of the later Carson contracts, too. During the course of those three years, im sure they'll be auditioning the potential heirs to the throne.
Yesterday on her show she said, "to all of you wondering if I was going away, I have signed a new 3-year contract. I'm not goin' ANYWHERE"! She said it kinda like a fuck-you. Her writers hate her-and you can tell. She isn't funny anymore and filled with anger. Her and Portia have had an awful marriage for years. Portia is tired of playing gay and has enough money in the bank by now. I bet that house is filled with tension all the time. Ellen is looking more like a guy every single day--and she was blaming her hairdressers for the new haircut--you know she loves the cut.
From Substance D (before he lost the plot): "You are being told over and over who is appealing and eventually most people just give up and accept it without critical evaluation."
Very very true. This is why everyone thinks Jennifer Lawrence is soooo beautiful (?!) when she is an average pretty girl at best. She's also had a lot of face work done including her eyes, google it.
Just saying. It's often true. I've never seen Tom Hiddleson in a movie and he looks like nothing to me, I don't get it.
@hunter, You've got that right, most of the hot stars of the last 5-10 years have been average, you can see more attractive people in real life just walking their dogs.
Just like singers: We're told who were suppose to like. I'd like to see older women perform. Instead, we're bombarded with really young women/men. So few rock n roll performers. Anyone else notice that?
Kimmel?
ReplyDeleteEllen DeGeneres for sure.
ReplyDeleteLena Waithe guest hosted recently.
ReplyDelete+ Juliet. She added 3 more years
ReplyDeleteFor sure this is Ellen. Her show is so passe now .. very few minutes of guest talk .. stupid games and pranks .. anyone notice she does not dance in the audience anymore either? Too close to the little people.
ReplyDeleteHaving guest hosts half the time and getting paid the same, sounds like a win/win
ReplyDelete@Gauloise.
ReplyDeleteIf it's Ellen then that gives her more free time to treat people outside her TV studio like shit too.
It’s cringey to watch people lose their 💩over her. She is not laughing WITH you, idiots.
ReplyDeleteSultan —. Ellen is in her early sixties and has big back issues. There are days she doesn’t get up from her chair.
ReplyDeleteThank the Lord she isn't dancing any longer. I had to look away, omg the shame.
ReplyDeleteThose are total lezzie dance moves tho lol
Like watching a backyardigan dancing.
Gah!
Speaking of guest hosts, WTF is up with Drunk History? I get that Derek Waters is probably a little tired of it, but nobody beats his semi-serious demeanor while getting drunks to belt out a story. Sometimes the guest hosts seem more drunk than the narrators.
ReplyDeleteExcept for Dr Drew who did a great job. Duncan Trussell is the best narrator of course.
ReplyDeleteSo you're jealous of Ellen then enty? Snooze.
ReplyDeleteDruncan Tussell ?
ReplyDeleteI've been living in the US for ten years and I still cannot understand the appeal of Ellen. They play her stupid show at the gym during lunch hours and even without sound, the subtitles and her stupid little cringe-worthy dancing makes me want to rip out my eyes and peel off my skin.
ReplyDeleteDeport yourself, loser.
DeleteFOREIGNERS LIKE YOU MUST GO!!!
Johnny Carson did this.It's hard to turn down that kind of money. Her appeal is seriously diminished,so she is our scouting her replacement.
ReplyDelete@orange, It's the eyes that get me, those dead yet agitated eyes.
ReplyDeleteWendy williams
ReplyDeleteMy guess would be Fallon. The Tonight Show has a history of frequent guest hosts so not that much of a break with precendent and it also would give Jimmy a way to schedule his booze and cocaine binges.
ReplyDeleteGuesser-- hearing of this new contract for Ellen reminded me of the later Carson contracts, too. During the course of those three years, im sure they'll be auditioning the potential heirs to the throne.
ReplyDeleteThis exactly.
ReplyDeleteNot only is ELLEN unfunny but she is a b*tch to her crew and fans. Hope she gets knocked down a few pegs.
ReplyDeleteYesterday on her show she said, "to all of you wondering if I was going away, I have signed a new 3-year contract. I'm not goin' ANYWHERE"! She said it kinda like a fuck-you. Her writers hate her-and you can tell. She isn't funny anymore and filled with anger. Her and Portia have had an awful marriage for years. Portia is tired of playing gay and has enough money in the bank by now. I bet that house is filled with tension all the time. Ellen is looking more like a guy every single day--and she was blaming her hairdressers for the new haircut--you know she loves the cut.
ReplyDeleteFrom Substance D (before he lost the plot): "You are being told over and over who is appealing and eventually most people just give up and accept it without critical evaluation."
ReplyDeleteVery very true. This is why everyone thinks Jennifer Lawrence is soooo beautiful (?!) when she is an average pretty girl at best. She's also had a lot of face work done including her eyes, google it.
Just saying. It's often true. I've never seen Tom Hiddleson in a movie and he looks like nothing to me, I don't get it.
@hunter, You've got that right, most of the hot stars of the last 5-10 years have been average, you can see more attractive people in real life just walking their dogs.
ReplyDeleteNot to be a Debby Downer but I don’t think it will be much longer before she will be “suicided”.
ReplyDeleteJust like singers: We're told who were suppose to like. I'd like to see older women perform. Instead, we're bombarded with really young women/men. So few rock n roll performers. Anyone else notice that?
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