Seinfeld is 65. His wife 47. Not quite half but a big gap. That would make His mistress 23ish. He dated a 17 yo before. So 23 isn’t outlandish for him.
seinfeld has always been adamant that he is not an actor. never was. he didn't consider his show 'acting.' so i'd dispute that, plus he doesn't fit the clue. kelsey grammar sounds about right.
I'm going with Steve Martin just to be different. He's 73. Wife is 47 (26 years isn't half his age, but still a pretty good gap). Mistress could be in her twenties and this would still work for the most part.
When you say one of these chumps has written a book, you should say he has "written" 6 books or just say he spoke shit into a tape recorder that someone at the publisher put into book format and rewrote it.
Seinfeld?
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DeleteHe doesn't fit very well, Kelsey Grammar he's almost twice his wife's age less her being 4 years old than half his age.
ReplyDelete50/25/12.5?
ReplyDeleteSeinfeld is 65. His wife 47. Not quite half but a big gap. That would make His mistress 23ish. He dated a 17 yo before. So 23 isn’t outlandish for him.
ReplyDeleteIs he really 65? He doesn't look a day over 50. Wow!
DeleteShoshana was very young when he got with her.
ReplyDeleteWow, it's like the Zeno's Paradox of tail.
ReplyDeleteDisgusting. Why get married?
ReplyDeleteseinfeld has always been adamant that he is not an actor. never was. he didn't consider his show 'acting.' so i'd dispute that, plus he doesn't fit the clue. kelsey grammar sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteSeinfeld ..it has to be.
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ReplyDeleteI'm going with Steve Martin just to be different. He's 73. Wife is 47 (26 years isn't half his age, but still a pretty good gap). Mistress could be in her twenties and this would still work for the most part.
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ReplyDeleteBob Saget's (63) wife is 39 allowing a legal mistress. How much flex is there in "about"?
ReplyDeleteAgree it’s Bob Saget
DeleteBob Saget is an asshole. He was a complete jerk to a friend of mine, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is him.
DeleteI wouldn’t call Kelsey Grammar a comic actor. He’s done a ton of drama too, tv, and the stage. Bob saget fits.
ReplyDeleteWhoever he is, I sure to admire him.
ReplyDeleteSteve Martin.
ReplyDeleteWouldn’t Steve Martin be described as actor/ author/ musician?
ReplyDeleteDunno ... Seinfeld has written like 18 books lol. Not sure how Enty would describe him.
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ReplyDeleteThe arithmetic points toward nonogenarian Dick van Dyke
Who says algebra doesnt have real world applications? Math is fun!😊
ReplyDeleteKelsey Grammar absolutely is considered a comic actor. Cheers and Frazier, sit coms. Duh
ReplyDeleteIf it's Kelsey Grammar or Bob Saget-- BARF.
ReplyDeleteNeither are attractive at all.
Dick Van Dyke is too old to remember what sex is.
ReplyDeleteCheese. There's like a 35+ age Gap between him & his 4th wife.
ReplyDeleteI would say Dane Cook, but I don't think he's cruising the elementary schools-yet.
@HouellebecqGurl lol I assume you mean Cleese
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ReplyDeleteWhen you say one of these chumps has written a book, you should say he has "written" 6 books or just say he spoke shit into a tape recorder that someone at the publisher put into book format and rewrote it.
ReplyDeleteDick Van Dyke is 93, his wife is 46 yrs younger...47 / 2 = 23.5.
ReplyDeleteThe math works on that one.
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