Blind Item #11
If you believe there was only that one time the Housewife was drinking and she just happened to get caught that one time, then I don't know what to say. I have been telling you for months there has been drinking and in a few months will probably be out of control.
Luanne de Lesseps
ReplyDelete“Life is a Cabernet 🍷old Friends... come to ze Cabernet”
Delete(Assistant SR whispers loudly): It’s “Caberet” Countess!!!
Luanne ☺️
The Countess!!
ReplyDeleteGood ol Lu
ReplyDeleteFinally got in that 4th housewives blind of the day. Whew! The gabby d-listers on those shows must spin webs for enty
ReplyDeleteI said it once and I'll say it again, Leave Lu alone, let her drink!!!
ReplyDeleteEducated guesses aren’t blind items.
ReplyDeleteSmooches
She royally pissed off Palm Beach her new conditions of probation are tough.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Tricia! I could just see her slipping off the piano as she tries to hang on to her glass🍷
ReplyDeleteAre ankle monitors and car breathalyzers considered classy?😬
Money can’t buy you class. But can keep you out of jail, hence the “bracelet de ankle’” as the Countess prefers you call it 😉
DeleteOui, Oui! ROTHFL!😂
ReplyDeleteso anyone in the US can go buy a semi auto with no fuss, yet a grown woman, cannot drink alcohol!!! talk about taking away one's civil liberties.
ReplyDeleteJoe Blow: Nobody gives a shit that she wants to drink- she just can't threaten to kill a police officer when she's been arrested then slip out of the cuffs and attempt to exit the cop car.
ReplyDeletePast a certain age, getting that drunk just looks pathetic.
They will throw her in jail if she keeps pulling this shit. If her lawyer was smart he would have had the no drinking clause excluded from the probation agreement, paid off the eval people and had her do a victim impact panel and called it a day. She’s not going to stop drinking. She’s as bad as Dorinda.
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