Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Your Turn

Your celebrity free pass that you wouldn't feel guilty hooking up with even if you have a significant other.


115 comments:

  1. Jason Momoa + The Rock (yes, at the same time)

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    1. @bonby. Wow, that would require a lot of penicillin and Valtrex. You'd be making a lifetime commitment and put the pharmacist's kids through college...at Harvard.

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    1. Agreed! He is a good one 👍🏻

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    2. Does anyone remember Ross Geller’s laminated hall pass list? 😂

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  4. Henry, Nic Sampson, Aaron Rodgers

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  5. Henry Rollins or Anderson Cooper

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  6. My husband has fully signed-off on Keanu Reeves, so if anyone has his cell hmu.

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  7. Anonymous10:15 AM

    pete davidson....or tom hardy lol

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  8. You like getting fucked up the ass troll?

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  9. And I'd make you both squeal like the little pussies you are.

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  10. And I'd be doing Jon a favor since he's never been fucked by any sex at any time in its useless existence.

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  11. @ kfitz
    Wow, those are 2 very different guys. That's pretty funny.

    If I had been given a free pass, I'm not going to feel guilty about anyone that had been agreed upon. It was agreed to.

    By the way, dudes should never make this arrangement. It won't work out the way you want. For example:
    Let's say my girl and I go to comic con. I go up to Emilia Clarke and tell her she's my free pass. Security removes me. My girl goes up to Jason Mamoa and tells him the same thing. He says "Great, lets find an empty bathroom stall!" There's no upside for the guy in this scenario.

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  12. Sebastian Stan. AND Tom Hiddleston. Chris Evans can watch.

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  13. Modern day, Milla Jovovich.
    Of all time, Myrna Loy.

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  14. Fredie Prinze Jr., Eddie Redmayne and Natasha Lyonne...but,got to be really good.

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  15. OH, Pablo Schreiber too.And Matthew lillard

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  16. I like you you think @Sagan.

    Chris Evans. Then Sebastian Stan then James McAvoy.

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  17. Zachary Levi. YUM.

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  18. Eminem or Colin Farrell. Always thought they were crazy sexy. Well, David Beckham too, but he kind of lost his lustre.

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  19. Anonymous10:52 AM

    Jason Mamoa. Sucks to be old. None of the hotties from my youth aged well. I'll cougar Mamoa and die with a smile on my face.

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  20. 80s/early 90s era Axl Rose. Sigh....

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  21. Why does sandybrook get so much consistent pestering from some people?

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    1. He refers to Jlaw as 'my bitch' . He's full of class this guy.

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  22. Because 2 or 3 people on this site are complete morons and total losers who like to get buried and humiliated by me after they try to come for me. They should seek out "Derek Harvey" and see why "he" ignores me now when "he" tried to troll me and didn't listen to me warning him to not do it for 1 1/2 years.

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    1. You poor basic thing. Everyone's out to get you. Sounds like junkie paranoia. Does Valtrex give one paranoia?

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  23. Aaron Taylor-Johnson.

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  24. Ew. None. Would never cheat for anyone or anything, and celebrities definitely not worth it

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  25. Salma Hayek. Penelope Cruz. Faith Hill.

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  26. What's up troll? You wanna be next bitch?

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  27. Stop embarrassing yourself sandybrook. You can't be a badass from behind a keyboard, it just sounds ridiculous.

    And mine is Alejandro Sanz.

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  28. TellMeLies +10000000000

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  29. It's amazing how many of these new names on this boarxhave profiles from as far back as 2010 with 1 or 2 views or 5 . It's like one loser had nothing better to do with his day except create 100s of fake blogger accounts to back up his trolling isn't it just me? Sounds like he may have personality or self-esteem problems or lack of innate intelligence equal to his actual age doesn't it?

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    1. Did you mean "bored" or are you saying you're dumb as a board? I'll go with the latter. Another victim of public schools.

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  31. Is your head going to explode again today and expose your 10 year old intellect like the last time you tried this you stupid fuck? What gibberish came out of that brain that night troll...

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  32. Teach your 10 year old mind how to read. Speaking of school were you special Ed? You do have that type of intellect.

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  33. @Max Power

    I knew I was leaving out someone, Penelope Cruz!!!

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  34. In the past Katy Perry was my goto, but I just don't know nowadays. CDAN certainly doesn't make picking someone any easier.

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  35. Laura Marano. She comes off as pure sweetness and light with that squeaky clean image.Underneath i know there lays a super Psycho sexually deviant hose beast. And even if she isnt, i really want to be the one that brings it out of her 😂

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  36. I'd feel guilty no matter what. But there's at least one who might be worth it...

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  37. Simon Baker, the mentalist.

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  38. Morris Chestnut. YUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  39. Lol Jon.
    You're a moron.
    There's exactly zero reference point to what you're saying. Valtrex? Public school?
    TF this have anything, at all, to do with Sandy?
    Your troll game is weak.
    Step aside child.

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  40. In the eighties would have been Jeannie Francis. I’m pretty fond of Connie Britton too.

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  41. Michael Avenatti.

    I know I know. God help me.

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  43. Robert Downey Jr.

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  46. Brad Pitt, for the last 25 years

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  47. Keanu
    Eddie Vedder (but only if his wife said it was okay)
    Johnny Depp 15 years ago

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  48. Trent Reznor or legends of the fall Brad Pitt

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  49. In the past,it would,have been David Bowie, but he's gone and I know too much about how celebrities really are, so I would think too much about that.

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  50. Conor McGregor

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  51. It would be either Keanu Reeves or Dean Cain, but i wouldn't do it with either because I believe in being faithful even if my significant other said it was ok.

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  52. I gotta say.... I'm really surprised that it's Keanu by a mile on this post. I mean, sure I knew he's a good looking dude, but damn I had no idea his appeal was this widespread.

    Also, some of y'all are some sick MFers. lol. But then again, at one point I had LiLo on my list.

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  53. Omg some you are SWEET. Even if you had a pass you wouldn't??
    I'd say even if I *didn't* have a pass I would, and in no particular order:
    Tracee Ellis Ross, Wanda Sykes, Rhianna, way back Whitney, Serena, and Kate Mckinnon just to be super fair.
    And probably Jason Mamoa.

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  54. I will add Joan Jett to Anderson Cooper and Henry Rollins.

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  55. Timothy Olyphant- he's smart, funny, and has charisma to spare...

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  57. The Rock.

    Now you have me thinking about the Rock, damnit

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  58. Nikki Sixx since “The Dirt” came out. Always thought he was badass and even if he’s starting to age, I’ll do him for what he looked like in 89-90.

    Harry Styles is my main.

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  59. Tyrel Ventura. He's more of a journalist though but a celebrity in my eyes.

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  60. Antonio Banderas circa Mask of Zorro, Timothy Olyphant, Karl Urban. Oh, and what the heck, Keanu Reeves. All dark haired, which is funny because my b/f is blond.

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  61. After reading the "MSG" blind I think I will pass and stick with ordinary mortals.

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  62. Jared Leto. Hung and has made no secret of his kinks which match my own!

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  63. Fassy, Hammaconda and Momoa.

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  64. All of them have done unspeakable things to be a “star”. Pass in favor of normies all the way.

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  65. 1. A threesome with Jason Momoa and Olivia Wilde; or
    2. A threesome with Vincent Cassel & Monica Bellucci, circa 1999 though!!!
    https://monicabellucci.net/vincent-cassel-monica-bellucci/

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  66. I'm allowed 3

    Alexandra Daddario - that scene from True Detective.....dayum
    Margot Robbie - dressed up as Harley Quinn
    Amber Heard - that kinda crazy must be mind blowing

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  67. Keanu and Jason Momoa..no, I can’t chose!

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  68. Brad Pitt. All phases. All day and night long.

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  69. Timmy Olyphant - so hot.

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  70. Josh Homme from qotsa, the things I would let ginger Elvis do haha

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  71. ‘Gone Girl’ Ben Affleck. **sigh** soooo fucking hot

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  72. David Duchovny and Nikki Sixx in their 90's prime 😏

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  73. @arbfuldodger.... just googled and THANK YOU. holy shit.

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  74. O would take any of Winona Rider's exes (rumored and /or true), except Depp

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  75. JOSH DUHAMEL

    Or Benjamin Bratt. ��

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  76. Robert Downey Jr, Mark Ruffalo, Paul Rudd, Hugh Grant, Dermot Mulroney, Ron Livingston, Gabriel Macht.
    Any or all of these.

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  77. Nick Jonas. Don’t hate me.

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  78. I am honestly surprised how many people are attracted to keanu :| mine would be Chris Pratt. Which is kind of pathetic on my part because he reminds me a lot of my husband but with abs haha the sexiest thing to me is humor... but muscles and height are def a plus

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