Sunday, April 07, 2019

Blind Items Revealed #4

March 31, 2019

The A+/A list mostly movie actor is already getting bored with the barely there celebrity with whom he recently reunited. He got the phone number of a very young barely legal porn star this past week.

Ben Affleck


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15 comments:

  1. cece10:27 AM

    And the sky is blue...

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  2. AppleThief4Elliot10:41 AM

    Poor degenerate actually has talent. I really hope he doesn't turn into Charlie Sheen II, but it sure looks like he's well down that path.

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  3. sandybrook10:51 AM

    Poor Snookums.

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  4. gradybridges10:57 AM

    he's such a cliche

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  5. LooLooEasy11:25 AM

    Porn stars now, hmmm?

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  6. Anonymous11:42 AM

    Let's not forget that Ben Affleck starred in his own little porn movie. That was compliments of his last Playboy Bunny girlfriend who filmed him while he was drunk and doing a solo performance. That video can be seen on Porn Hub if so inclined. Maybe his newest friend they can make a movie together because his career is in the toilet.

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  7. Do Tell11:54 AM

    I heard that there might be a biopic on Springsteen (though I think Bowie will be the subject of the next one). I think Affleck would be a good casting choice. If he can avoid statutory rape charges.

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  8. B62612:19 PM

    Geez I hope he doesn’t crush her!

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  9. Freckles2:20 PM

    Planning for another bender

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  10. Amartel3:07 PM

    Addict. Run away. This is not going to fix itself.

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  11. Vita3:45 PM

    She's a teenage porner trying to date someone who is most likely close in age to her parents. Ben's ego is the only entity surprised at her boredom.

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  12. BRAD PITT6:35 PM


    and what's her name ?

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  13. Anonymous6:14 AM

    Something must have happened to him when he was younger. He auditioned for Bryan Singer or something? He acts exactly like a guy I know who was molested by his little league coach. Ugly tattoos, never sober, can’t stay with one woman

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  14. AppleThief4Elliot8:49 AM

    Definite possibility, @Duh. Also, just massive early success can really fuck a person up.

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  15. Paul Saint John7:42 AM

    Booze is never your friend. Toupees also slowly undermine a middle-age man's self-esteem. So does the use of viagra.

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