Blind Items Revealed #4
March 31, 2019
The A+/A list mostly movie actor is already getting bored with the barely there celebrity with whom he recently reunited. He got the phone number of a very young barely legal porn star this past week.
Ben Affleck
The A+/A list mostly movie actor is already getting bored with the barely there celebrity with whom he recently reunited. He got the phone number of a very young barely legal porn star this past week.
Ben Affleck
And the sky is blue...
ReplyDeletePoor degenerate actually has talent. I really hope he doesn't turn into Charlie Sheen II, but it sure looks like he's well down that path.
ReplyDeletePoor Snookums.
ReplyDeletehe's such a cliche
ReplyDeletePorn stars now, hmmm?
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that Ben Affleck starred in his own little porn movie. That was compliments of his last Playboy Bunny girlfriend who filmed him while he was drunk and doing a solo performance. That video can be seen on Porn Hub if so inclined. Maybe his newest friend they can make a movie together because his career is in the toilet.
ReplyDeleteI heard that there might be a biopic on Springsteen (though I think Bowie will be the subject of the next one). I think Affleck would be a good casting choice. If he can avoid statutory rape charges.
ReplyDeleteGeez I hope he doesn’t crush her!
ReplyDeletePlanning for another bender
ReplyDeleteAddict. Run away. This is not going to fix itself.
ReplyDeleteShe's a teenage porner trying to date someone who is most likely close in age to her parents. Ben's ego is the only entity surprised at her boredom.
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ReplyDeleteand what's her name ?
Something must have happened to him when he was younger. He auditioned for Bryan Singer or something? He acts exactly like a guy I know who was molested by his little league coach. Ugly tattoos, never sober, can’t stay with one woman
ReplyDeleteDefinite possibility, @Duh. Also, just massive early success can really fuck a person up.
ReplyDeleteBooze is never your friend. Toupees also slowly undermine a middle-age man's self-esteem. So does the use of viagra.
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